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Old 07-20-2007, 04:54 AM
Boredom Boredom is offline
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

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The only way Mike should take this offer is if he gets >100% of his losses back.

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You're right, considering the end of a losing session for Mike probably just portends more losing at other mediums (sports betting, blow, buying ugly necklaces), it would def have to be >100%
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Old 07-20-2007, 05:19 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

funny matusow chat

Mike Matusow: 3hearts in my hand 3 in your smother fker
cymbaline: lol
Mike Matusow: 4fkign outs u mother fker
cymbaline: next time have 4 hearts
cymbaline: u wont have this problem
Mike Matusow: cry some more when u lose a fking hadnfkhead
Mike Matusow: ck skking mother fkkekfkkf
Jew anda: lol
Mike Matusow: imean u are so fking bad god fobid u just call
and fold the 800 bucks if u mis flush or dont pair
Mike Matusow: u idiot
Mike Matusow: n u rs allin with a zero
Mike Matusow: 3more diamonseds
Mike Matusow: fking rigged site
Mike Matusow: bs mother fker
Mike Matusow: hate u all
Jew anda: lol
Mike Matusow: rigged for me to lose
Mike Matusow: everyday
Mike Matusow: fk this @$!#
Mike Matusow: play wors tplayers on planet and lose eeryday
Mike Matusow: this cymbaline is got to be guses brother
Mike Matusow: or might een be the idiot himself
Mike Matusow: r u gus idiot
cymbaline: lol
cymbaline: no
Mike Matusow: y figured u were
Mike Matusow: no not gus
Mike Matusow: must be abe
Mike Matusow: on antoher account
cymbaline: neither
cymbaline: no name
Mike Matusow: oh u just another moron that thinks he knows
what hes doing ok
Mike Matusow: sounds good
cymbaline: ya
Straight French (Observer): mike can you go down to 50nl
some times and get on us ? thatd be fun
Mike Matusow: no i hate u all didint u hear
Dimo1209 (Observer): mike seriously how much u lose
Mike Matusow: none of yoru fking busness
Mike Matusow: i dont ask u how many cocccks u sucked last
night do i
Mike Matusow: oh great here goes gu want to be again
Mike Matusow: see i sae the last 300 idiot wheni got no pair
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow: but u get rewared fk off
cymbaline: niec work
cymbaline: u should call
Mike Matusow: jew anda u got 20 on here or no illgive u cash
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:42 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

devilbiss,

A++, hilarious chat would read again.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:45 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on losses

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I am hoping that Mike is smart enough...

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Mike is known for a lot of things... Being smart is not one of them.
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:18 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on losses

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Dimo1209 (Observer): mike seriously how much u lose
Mike Matusow: none of yoru fking busness
Mike Matusow: i dont ask u how many cocccks u sucked last
night do i


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oh man. normally when i see lame chat like this in the chat box, i roll my eyes, but from a drunk matusow it's like gold. i can't explain it. it's like trying to tell a seinfeld joke.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:30 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

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the fingers you have used to type.. are too fat.

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To request a special dialing wand, mash the keypad with your fist.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:36 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

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the fingers you have used to type.. are too fat.

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"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

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You beat me to it.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:20 AM
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Old 07-20-2007, 11:06 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

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NH
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Old 07-20-2007, 11:30 AM
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Default Re: Zig offers Mike \'I type with my elbows\' Matusow 20% pay back on lo

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Mike Matusow: jew anda u got 20 on here or no illgive u cash

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