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#21
02-24-2006, 10:55 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] OMG, samuel L is such a movie whore. Seriously, he was in more movies in the 90's than any other actor. [/ QUOTE ] Highest grossing actor of all time. [/ QUOTE ] really? wow. [/ QUOTE ] Only because of his small roles in the star wars films. 
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#23
02-24-2006, 11:18 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Highest grossing actor of all time. [/ QUOTE ] really? wow. [/ QUOTE ] Only because of his small roles in the star wars films. [/ QUOTE ] ...what about the people with the big roles?
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#24
02-24-2006, 11:23 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Highest grossing actor of all time. [/ QUOTE ] really? wow. [/ QUOTE ] Only because of his small roles in the star wars films. [/ QUOTE ] ...what about the people with the big roles? [/ QUOTE ] Like who? Natalie Portman or Hayden Christienson? All the lead roles from the new SW movies did not have big, high-grossing names.
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#26
02-24-2006, 11:30 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
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Grosses Samuel L. Jackson = $3,820,239,157 Samuel L. Jackson - Star Wars = $2,698,203,539 Samuel L. Jackson in the 90's = $1,722,831,266 [/ QUOTE ] Someone already said it, the Star Wars movies pushed him over the top. They could have rehired Billy Dee, and it would have made the same impact. BTW, I tried to watch Episode III the other night, I couldn't do it. Those movies were [censored].
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#27
02-24-2006, 11:39 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
VOICE OVER: In a world where snakes can get on a plane...
FADE IN ON: An airline check-in counter. The TICKET LADY is stamping somebody's ticket. On the other side of the ticket counter is the passenger: a snake. In an effort to look more human, the snake is wearing a false moustache and an old-fashioned bowler hat. TICKET LADY: Enjoy the flight, Mr... (CHECKING THE NAME ON THE TICKET) Snakerson. THE SNAKE: Sssssssss. VOICE OVER: ... one man is on a plan with snakes. CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson, sitting on a plane. The snake is sitting in the chair next to him. Jackson chats away, apparently unaware that his seatmate is a snake. SAMUEL L JACKSON: Well, all I'm saying is, just because I had a baby with her doesn't make me a father, you know what I'm saying? I mean, I want to go to the birthday party, but I've gotta fly to LA and take care of business. THE SNAKE: Sssss.... The camera pulls back to reveal that every passenger on the plane except Samuel L Jackson is actually a snake . They are wearing a wide variety of disguises--one of them has a fake bushy Hasidic beard and is wearing a prayer shawl. Another has an outrageous afro. SAMUEL L JACKSON: Hey, you've got something on your moustache there. He reaches over to brush it off, and the moustache comes off. SAMUEL L JACKSON: Wait a minute. You're a SNAKE! VOICE OVER: Now.. that man must warn the world. CUT TO: Jackson is in the cockpit. The pilot is slumped over, dead. Jackson yells into the radio. SAMUEL L JACKSON: You've got to listen to me. There are SNAKES... on the PLANE! CUT TO: Samuel L Jackson punching a snake. The snake is wearing a pair of jeans. Jackson finally knocks the snake out. He rummages through the snake's pockets and is shocked by what he finds. SAMUEL L JACKSON: Oh my God. This snake has a PILOT'S LICENCE! CUT TO: Samuel L. Jackson is talking on one of those phones they have in the seatbacks of planes. Tears are streaming down his face. SAMUEL L JACKSON: Listen, sweetie, I know I haven't been the best father. I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm going to get through this, and I wanted you to know something: I love you very, very much. Oh, and by the way, there are [censored] SNAKES! On the goddamn PLANE! VOICEOVER: Coming soon: SNAKES ON A PLANE. Because on a plane... nobody can hear the snakes.
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#28
02-24-2006, 11:40 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
***SPOILER ALERT*****
INT. PLANE Dead snakes are everywhere. It looks like a dead snake tickertape parade just went down on this 777. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: God DAMN, that's a lot of [censored]' dead snakes. We gotta get this plane off the tarmac. You know cops tend to notice [censored] like you're driving a plane drenched in [censored] snake blood. STEWARDESS (whose clothes are mostly ripped off, and whose white blouse is alluringly see-through due to damp snake guts): Sam, I can't believe you did it! It's a miracle! SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. STEWARDESS: How'd you do it? SAMUEL L. JACKSON: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively, gotta kill EVERY motherfuckin' snake on the plane, accept no substitutes. PILOT: Nice work, Sam. But don't you feel any kind of remorse? SAMUEL L. JACKSON: No! The snakes deserved to die, and I hope they burn in HELL! PILOT (flustered): But what...what did...what... SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, [censored]! Say "what" one more [censored] time! FAA REPRESENTATIVE: Hey hey, easy there cowboy. Let's get off this plane. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Why should I? FAA REPRESENTATIVE: Because the President wants to speak to you. SAMUEL L. JACKSON: The President? [censored] negro! That's all you had to say! ALL exit the plane. Slow camera pan down the row, back into coach, reveals one snake twitch, raise its head, and slowly slither to safety. It looks PISSED. FADE OUT
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#29
02-24-2006, 11:41 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
As much as I hate how George Lucas butchered a great franchise, the last movie was pretty damn awesome.
If only for the 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' ytmnd.com stuff
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#30
02-24-2006, 11:46 AM
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Re: Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson
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As much as I hate how George Lucas butchered a great franchise, the last movie was pretty damn awesome. If only for the 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' ytmnd.com stuff [/ QUOTE ] I tried to watch it. It just doesnt hold my attention. Movie #2 was the Machinist and that was friggin awesome.
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