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#21
07-07-2007, 01:12 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said: "you're lucky i suck" [/ QUOTE ] that's a good one 
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#22
07-07-2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
Not really a one liner but one of my favorite things anyone has said ( Guy raises prf and then insta calls jam with A7s)
elnino1217: knew u had AA jmill: you knew he had AA so you called all in with A7? jmill: somehow i doubt that elnino1217: trust me i did but i just had 2 do it, chance of a draw He hit a flush ldo
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#23
07-07-2007, 01:22 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
when someone sucks out on you
'Sometimes a blind dog catches a bone too'
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#24
07-07-2007, 01:35 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
the funniest I've ever heard after questioning what he was doing in the hand with junk (standard when he flips J3)
"even rags preflop can turn in to the nuts on the flop" He was clearly a consistant winner on and off the table
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#25
07-07-2007, 01:38 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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After the hand A7 says "Caught you" [/ QUOTE ] When people say that it makes me laugh and tilts me up at the same time, man some people are bad.
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#26
07-07-2007, 02:10 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
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a few nights ago i played 2/5nl at bellagio and this guy called me down w/A high no pair (obv lost) and said: "you're lucky i suck" [/ QUOTE ] hahahahahaha priceless
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#27
07-07-2007, 02:35 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
This chick with big boobs was down to her last few chips after losing a big pot and she said something like "a few minutes ago I had a whole rack," and this old perv says "don't worry honey. you've still got a rack."
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#28
07-07-2007, 02:39 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
When it came down to a showdown in Omaha an older guy said damn I misread my hand...The other guy said Yea I put you on a misread and he was sweeping the pot
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#29
07-07-2007, 03:07 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
I'm playing 25nl vs. some donk. I 3bet AKo vs. him and he flat calls. Flop is A89r and he bets like $10 into a $12 and I raise to $25 with like $6 behind he pushes and flips over JQo for a gutshot. He hits and I ask him why he played it so bad.
He says "well I had 14 outs against you plus I had fold equity, but you wouldnt understand that." lol
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#30
07-07-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?
1) After calling a 7bb bet out of position with k7, calling a c-bet on the flop with air, calling an all in with a gutshot, and then slowrolling a str8 to take down the pot another Caesars fish (2-5) says "i've got your game figured out"
2) @ a trop 2-5 nl game a playa in the sb almost mucks his hand preflop to a small raise but gets talked into it by the ruckus table. bb moves all in for another 150 and after original raiser folds gets called by the sb who turns over 45!!!??? after scooping the pot he gives us privy into the innerworkings of the mind of a master "i knew he was going to do that. i was setting a trap"..... dooooonnnngggggg <-- gong sound
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