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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
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[ QUOTE ] There's only one person on this forum who could make this post and not get a *. [/ QUOTE ] actually there are about 60 of them, they are called mods and i can't edit their titles but i have requested that mat sklansky give the masked man a * for this post [/ QUOTE ] My point wasn't necessarily that he deserved a *. Just that he's the only one who could pull it off. So far I've learned more from this thread than 99.99% of them. The science behind the stealth turd has been explained. And that's more precious to me than all the polltards, roommate squabbles and parking hassle threads combined. |
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
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[ QUOTE ] There's only one person on this forum who could make this post and not get a *. [/ QUOTE ] actually there are about 60 of them, they are called mods and i can't edit their titles but i have requested that mat sklansky give the masked man a * for this post [/ QUOTE ] There is some sanity left in this world. I think 'turd philosopher' would be a good title for ElD now. |
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NT, Do you hate science? OK, fine, move it to SMP so Sklansky can hog all the glory. [/ QUOTE ] Diablo, If you are stumping for the presidency, you have chosen an... unorthodox platform, shall we say. |
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
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[ QUOTE ] There's only one person on this forum who could make this post and not get a *. [/ QUOTE ] actually there are about 60 of them, they are called mods and i can't edit their titles but i have requested that mat sklansky give the masked man a * for this post [/ QUOTE ] This both interests me and breaks my heart. For one I want to see if ElD actually gets the star, but then my heart will be broken because ElD will have a star. |
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lol @ low flow toilets. [/ QUOTE ] A kid I knew in high school was really, really fat when he was younger. When I knew him, from the 10th-12th grades, he was still fat, but more like 215ish than orca huge. He said that when he was really fat, he started clogging the toilets every time he dumped. I guess that was the last straw, because his parents sent him to fat camp. While he was away, they removed all the old toilets and had these new industrial toilets put in. Those things sounded like a 747 taking off. After fat camp he had all kinds of loose skin, and if he jumped up and down with his shirt off, his nipples and his belly folds would make a smiley face. |
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
Noah, LFS:
What really sucks is when those bastards don't come out from hiding until after you've left the bathroom. |
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
I used to clog the toilet all the time when I was in middle school, HS. When my friend and her daughter were living with me, the 14-year old 110 lb kid clogged the toilet pretty much every single time. I wonder if there's something about that age that produces giant turds?
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
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[ QUOTE ] NT, Do you hate science? OK, fine, move it to SMP so Sklansky can hog all the glory. [/ QUOTE ] Diablo, If you are stumping for the presidency, you have chosen an... unorthodox platform, shall we say. [/ QUOTE ] Turd Sandwich '08 |
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
suzzer,
"The science behind the stealth turd has been explained." Has it though? I mean, the "blocked from vortex power by other turds in front" thing at first seems very solid. But then, it gets me to thinking. Why is it so often just ONE TURD? Shouldn't there often be multiple turds impacted in this manner? Yet it seems like so often it is just ONE PIECE, regardless of the size of the dump. |
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Re: The physics of the last turd phenomenon
NT,
"If you are stumping for the presidency, you have chosen an... unorthodox platform, shall we say." I am the voice of the people, my friend. |
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