My waitress was cute. Uh oh.

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facebook now has superpoke, which is probably for situations like this

[battschr]

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Go back, flirt a little then say:

"Hey you seem like a interesting girl, give me your phone number."

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No, no, it can't possibly be easy. The correct play is for him to worship her from afar and masturbate to her regularly while softly weeping. Then get a job in the sanitation industry and spend the rest of his life living in quiet desperation.

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HA!

[entertainme]

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No, no, it can't possibly be easy. The correct play is for him to worship her from afar and masturbate to her regularly while softly weeping. Then get a job in the sanitation industry and spend the rest of his life living in quiet desperation.

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You know that blog posts aren't allowed tuq! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ua1176]

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PS: As a little note for all the guys her that seem to fail with women. When you are flirting with a girl anywhere and you like her just [censored] ask her for her phone number. You can worry about the details later. Even if you decide not to call her at least you have her phone number.

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QFT. i don't have "Mad PUA SkillZ" or anything like that. and i'm not any sort of exceptionally attractive human being. but i cannot remember an instance in my entire life where a girl has refused to give me her # when i asked her, or has refused to go out at least once when i asked her.

[Yaboosh]

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You should have asked her to join you at the other bar she was talking about

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Chili's or Flinger's?

[delta k]

Blah. OOT always amazes me. I like the part about how I'm socially inept because I'm not sure if it's appropriate to ask someone out while they are working. Especially considering the people it's coming from [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, it's apparent here that the overwhelming consensus says asking them out while they are working is fair game, and I suppose I should have done that.

Oh well. Knowledge is power, I suppose.

[delta k]

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You should have asked her to join you at the other bar she was talking about

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Chili's or Flinger's?

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I love Kung Fu.

[RunDownHouse]

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PS: As a little note for all the guys her that seem to fail with women. When you are flirting with a girl anywhere and you like her just [censored] ask her for her phone number. You can worry about the details later. Even if you decide not to call her at least you have her phone number.

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QFT. i don't have "Mad PUA SkillZ" or anything like that.

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[censored], I was just waiting for Yugo or someone to come in and tell OP to say that her hair is stringy and greasy, but in a nice way, and then tell her that you'll be at the bar and will expect her there. Now you've ruined it.

[gumpzilla]

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[censored], I was just waiting for Yugo or someone to come in and tell OP to say that her hair is stringy and greasy, but in a nice way

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I recommend "Your hair is limp and flaccid. But that's cool, so's my penis." It shows a willingness to engage in self-deprecation that most women will find winning.

[KidA]

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I recommend "Your hair is limp and flaccid. But that's cool, so's my penis."

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I was having a horrible day but this line has made it better. A++