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Old 07-01-2007, 05:36 PM
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what's with the sideburns?

why do you have to walk everywhere on friday or saturday?
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:36 PM
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why are lots of Jews poker pro's?

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jews are good with money...aka good bankroll management [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:39 PM
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what's with the sideburns?

why do you have to walk everywhere on friday or saturday?

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sideburns = paius im assuming...this goes back to the romans...the romans would shave their faces up past their ear and jews decided that to be different than the romans that they would not cut hair above the bone below your temple...therefore they started growing the "sideburns" out...chassidik jews do not shave ever in their lives...which comes out to the really long white beard is the image of a rabbi

friday night and saturday are the sabbath...what we call shabbat or shabbos (depending if one is an ashkenaz jew of a sefardic jew) and the sabbath it is the day of rest (G-d created the world in 6 days and on the 7th day he rested) and a jew cannot use any electricity or anything that is considered "work" in the torah...and starting a car = ignition = lighting a fire = work...very screwy in a sense but thats the connection
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:39 PM
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Why dont they just change the spelling to yamekah?
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:41 PM
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Why dont they just change the spelling to yamekah?

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because the word is hebrew and there is no english word for it so its a transliteration...you type it how it sounds and i guess if you are half deaf it could be spelled yamekah
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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Why dont they just change the spelling to yamekah?

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because the word is hebrew and there is no english word for it so its a transliteration...you type it how it sounds and i guess if you are half deaf it could be spelled yamekah

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LOL jews are teh funneh!
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:52 PM
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How small is your penis?

Do you have any hot Jewish sisters?

Are you attracted to JAP's who whine all the time?
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:53 PM
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Ok i looked it up and the pronunciation they gave is not how i thought it was pronounced at all. Im an ass.
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Old 07-01-2007, 05:59 PM
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How small is your penis?

Do you have any hot Jewish sisters?

Are you attracted to JAP's who whine all the time?

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how big is my penis you mean? last time i checked (for the thread how big is your penis) i was at 6.75 so id say im average or above average i dunno wat the average is

no i dont have any hot sisters my sisters look like jews...short with dark hair freckles and they wear long skirts with long sleeves lol

i dont like JAPs that whine all the time although i do like JAPs considering they are the best looking jewish girls you are going to find..
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:00 PM
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why do the jews get the stereotype of having lots of money?
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