Wingman Question - Page 3

geormiet · #21 02-22-2006, 10:38 PM

She's like in the top 95% percentile (of girls that I have been with.)

samjjones · #22 02-22-2006, 10:39 PM

shant · #23 02-22-2006, 10:41 PM

It would definitely make Suzie mad if that happened. The problem is that it's such a small bed. I'm starting to think that I should have though, because I don't expect him to try something since I've made it clear I'm straight and I'm bigger than him.

I think that had he been sober it would've been obvious and/or if George had the chance to take Suzie to the private bed in the other room that the guy/girl took.

As it was, I convinced Suzie that she didn't want to sleep with the drunk kid and she slept inbetween George and I. I tried to get as far to the edge of the bed as possible and I faced the other direction. I even offered George to sleep inbetween if that would change anything.

egocidal · #24 02-22-2006, 10:43 PM

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She's like in the top 95% percentile (of girls that I have been with.)

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In the man handbook they gave me when i started growing pubic hair, this calls for the wingman to do anything short of actual gay sex to get you laid. Godspeed.

TheMainEvent · #25 02-22-2006, 10:58 PM

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Also, I sleep pretty deeply.

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Are you thinking that's a good thing?

einbert · #26 02-22-2006, 11:00 PM

I would do it and it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

He is passed out drunk. I think it would only be a very tiny section of the guy population that would really "try anything" on what they know to be a straight guy. If he does, simply kick him out of the bed. Otherwise have a shot of vodka and just go to sleep.

27offsuit · #27 02-22-2006, 11:05 PM

If you sleep in the bed instead of on the floor, there is some percentage of you, no matter how small it may be, that is gay.

Edit: If you answered the poll 'yes', insert 'answered poll yes' above where 'sleep in the bed instead of on the floor' is and reread.

Dave D · #28 02-22-2006, 11:25 PM

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i'd sleep on the floor/couch

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geormiet · #29 02-22-2006, 11:27 PM

I think shant would rather take it up the pooper than sleep on that floor with the fire ants.

27offsuit · #30 02-22-2006, 11:31 PM

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I think shant would rather take it up the pooper than sleep on that floor with the fire ants.

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Fire ants, please.

Edit: I'm not even a homophobe. You just don't sleep with drunken gay men. I'm sorry.