Funny names for menial jobs

[Dyenimator]

Automotive Systems Refueling Specialist

[DonkeyKongSr]

There's some new retarded trend with giving jobs lame names, even in some of the more serious ones.

For example, I just got a new job and my title is Assistant Media Director. That's fine, except on Friday I heard they are renaming all the positions and my title will likely be Connections Manager. WTF is that? Some dating service employee?

[Signal777]

sandwich artist

[econophile]

scrimshander

now there's a funny name

[wmonfor]

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"mod"

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i lol'd

[luckyjimm]

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My mates girlfriend works at a sweet stall. They sell hot fudge, making her a fudge packer [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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No, it makes her a fudge seller, surely.

[luckyjimm]

"President Bush"

[Burdzthewurd]

Master of the Custodial Arts

[MelchyBeau]

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"President Bush"

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This is not politics. You are not funny

[Rootabager]

I worked at krogers in high school. All of the baggers had a nametag that courtesy clerk. All of them except mine it just said bagger. I always thought they didnt like me.