BEAT: Some girl pooped on my carpet.

[benza13]

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peeing and pooping in weird places when intoxicated fascinates me. i have thrown up before i made it to a trash can/sink/recepticle, but have never pee'd or pooped in a weird place when a toilet is readily available. what do you think it is that causes people to do things like this?

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I don't know. I was never one of those people until junior year of college my housemates caught me peeing against the side of my bedroom wall. I had no memory of it and didnt believe them til they showed me a picture of it.

I think people only do it when they are really blacked out drunk.

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Yea, I pissed on my ex's roommates printer one time and had absolutely no recollection of it as I was very very drunk. Printer worked fine, so roommate never found out.

[LionelHutz00]

This would make a great beginning of a porno scene. Instead of the rent's due and i've got no moneys to pay you, it can be I [censored] on your carpet and you'll tell my friends if I don't blow you and your buddies. Plus you get to SIIMP and do ATM and cum in my eyes and slap me around a little.

I smell a franchise.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Rub her face in it ldo.

[BillNye]

brag imo

[deucedeuces]

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Rub her face in it ldo.

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hahahahaha best idea evar

[tisthefire]

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Rub her face in it ldo.

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hahahahaha best idea evar

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[PJo336]

u already broke the agreement DUCY?

great story tho A+

[ahnuld]

[censored] hilarious.

[The Hag]

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Being the enterprising young lad that I am I made a deal with poo girl that my roomates and myself would never speak of this again to anyone if she cleaned our apartment once a week from now till the entire end of the semester.

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I think you just broke the deal no?

great story though.

[hello newman]

This sounds like a good sequel to Big Lebowski.

(In movie trailer guy voice)
"1st they peed on his rug.......now they sh*t on his carpet"