variance: poker and masturbating

[68Mustang]

..and I thought you guys were joking at 1st. Wow. Talk about table image.

[TheWorm967]

i cannot stop laughing at pretty much this whole thread
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[892King]

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OMG, so awesome! God's such a fish

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[reno expat]

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Did you get a good look at some hot girl's thong last night? What would give you the motivation to go six times in one day?

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Watching porn while playing, LDO

[Bakes]

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everytime you jerked off you got stacked for 100bb's

might want to work on not getting so orgasm eyed and misreading your hand there champ

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my gf hates when i get all "orgasm eyed"

[UnblinkingEye]

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my gf hates when i get all "orgasm eyed"

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I know I haven't been posting here very long, but I have been lurking for quite some time, and I believe we should, as a forum, find any excuse whatsoever to use the term "Orgasm Eyed" whenever possible at the tables. Just a thought.

~Mike

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my gf hates when i get all "orgasm eyed"

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I know I haven't been posting here very long, but I have been lurking for quite some time, and I believe we should, as a forum, find any excuse whatsoever to use the term "Orgasm Eyed" whenever possible at the tables. Just a thought.

~Mike

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Like right here,

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
8 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<u>SB: $31.50</u>
<u>Hero (BB): $59.45</u>
UTG: $108.10
UTG+1: $71.80
MP1: $45.50
MP2: $90.50
CO: $81.10
BTN: $57.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
5 folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB raises all-in to $31.50, Hero calls $30.50, BTN folds

Flop: ($64) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($64) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($64) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $64.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes) and LOST (-$31.50)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Sixes) and WON (+$29.50)

Like right here, "You shouldn't get all orgasm eyed over middle pairs."

~Mike

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works better at live poker

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[LionelHutz00]

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Did you get a good look at some hot girl's thong last night? What would give you the motivation to go six times in one day?

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after a kinda long period of no sex, i got secksins like two of the previous four days, so I guess it was on my mind.

for the record, i wasn't jacking it while playing. also, i took at nap around 6. my only weakness is sleepy and horny.

[JackInDaCrak]

jerking off when playing is tough, every time I lose a pot I have to start over, pretty much