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Old 02-22-2006, 01:38 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: I am coaching myself!

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Here's a more efficient one:

1) Drink
2) Play poker
3) Keep drinking
4) Busto
5) Porno.


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I like the juxtaposition of Busto and Porno. Well-played, wordsmith.
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:26 PM
Monty Cantsin Monty Cantsin is offline
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Your play is fantastic and your luck horrific.


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You are so hired. As soon as I get back to 5/10.

/mc
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:52 PM
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I have you as way too tight. What does your coach have to say about this?
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:59 PM
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I have you as way too tight. What does your coach have to say about this?

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There is no such thing as "too tight," especially in the arena of women's figure skating. Please refer to costumes from the 2002 olympics.

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Old 02-22-2006, 03:02 PM
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monty,

fantastic thread. i'll probably end up choosing you as my coach for my next session.
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Old 02-22-2006, 03:54 PM
Monty Cantsin Monty Cantsin is offline
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I have you as way too tight. What does your coach have to say about this?

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I know. It's a problem. I just looked at my stats and over the last two months I'm 23/16. I don't defend enough, steal enough, or 3-bet enough. My coach is a drunken idiot, I think I need a real coach.

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Old 02-22-2006, 08:39 PM
Monty Cantsin Monty Cantsin is offline
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Ok, I worked with myself to play more hands, more aggressively. Here is a brief session from this afternoon where I made a concerted effort:



Yeah, I keep telling myself "go slow! don't overcorrect", but secretly I am proud of the progress I have already made under my brief tutelage.

I really want to be one of those 27/23 guys, the ones that make you want to leave the table. And with my help, I think I can get there.

In related news...



/mc
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:41 PM
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your W$SD is too low. Clearly, running this bad is unsustainable, things will turn around for you.

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Old 02-22-2006, 09:44 PM
Monty Cantsin Monty Cantsin is offline
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omfg, where do i send the check?

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Old 02-22-2006, 10:07 PM
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My favorite part thus far:

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Yeah, I keep telling myself "go slow! don't overcorrect", but secretly I am proud of the progress I have already made under my brief tutelage.


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