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Old 06-15-2007, 01:39 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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i told my parents today that i was gay. a huge fight ensued and they said that they would disown me if i didn't "straighten up". i'm so confused. what should i do 2+2??

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What year is this? Seriously

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2007

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2007: the year of BBV serious bidness.

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no, actually

2007: the year of the pig
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:44 AM
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Kindly educate your parents that your sexual preference is a result of genetics, which you inherited from them.

They are mad basically because you don't want to get a girl pregnant and spread the family genes. LOL at humans and how we are tools for the DNA! We don't even know what we are. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Disown them FTW [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:50 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

tell them nicely that you're the way you are and if they don't like it then it's too bad. They will come to accept it over time, or they don't really love you? They should be happy if you're happy, regardless of who you love or who you're with.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:01 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

what was in the closet?
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:06 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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what was in the closet?

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tom cruise and r. kelly
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:07 AM
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

MAKE OUT WITH YOUR DAD WHILE STROKING IT AND THEN CUM IN YOUR MOMS FACE LDO
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:28 AM
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Tell them you were joking?
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:30 AM
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You should tell them that, as a gay person, you're just not comfortable with the fact that your parents have remained committed to heterosexuality. Insist they separate and become gay themselves, or you just won't feel comfortable around them anymore. Tough love.

Also, Weir, WTF, good lord man
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:32 AM
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You should tell them that, as a gay person, you're just not comfortable with the fact that your parents have remained committed to heterosexuality. Insist they separate and become gay themselves, or you just won't feel comfortable around them anymore. Tough love.

Also, Weir, WTF, good lord man

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youre an idiot
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:32 AM
AcTiOnJaCsOn AcTiOnJaCsOn is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: came out of the closet today and my parents weren\'t happy

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Kindly educate your parents that your sexual preference is a result of genetics, which you inherited from them.

They are mad basically because you don't want to get a girl pregnant and spread the family genes. LOL at humans and how we are tools for the DNA! We don't even know what we are. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Disown them FTW [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Gay sexuality is something that is developed throught your life, something that inst heretible because it would biologically reduce human fitness levels, so i dont know how well this will work.
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