College prank, need your help

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Alobar,

I seriously hope I'm never your roommate nor adversary.

[Alobar]

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Alobar,

I seriously hope I'm never your roommate nor adversary.

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My philosophy on these kinds of things is "The most committed always wins". Consequently no one ever engages me in this arena anymore, which is kind of sad cuz its fun [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[PokerFox]

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pokerfox,

Your idea here again just falls under the category of something I'd do to someone I hate, not something I'd do as a prank.

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all bets are off for pranks man.

[Jon1000]

some of this stuff seems pretty drastic. how about some more light hearted pranks? maybe shaving his left eyebrow off? or padlocking him in his dorm room and making him do a scavenger hunt to get out, ending in him finding a note that says 3 things in his room have been in your butt? I dunno. i feel like a rape newspaper is probably too much. proportional force man. you don't bring a nuke to a fist fight.

edit: padlock the door and have rigged something to go off in there while he was in there.

[pergesu]

Whatever happened to the good ol' "Looking for hot butt sex, trannies okay, call 555-555-5555" personal?

[UbinTook]

Here is something we used to do to anyone who passed out at a house party at the U of Wisconsin.
We would strip that person naked, and carry them, on a couch out to a yard on a busy street corner, just before dawn...no blanket. It is HILARIOUS watching someone wake up not aware of where they are, then realize they are naked about the time cars start honking.
Gettting this all on tape an shipping it to YOUTube could only make it better.
Signage next to the couch is always good fun.

[ardubz]

What would visine do besides make food taste a little salty? :/

[jws43yale]

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What would visine do besides make food taste a little salty? :/

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Possibly kill his adversary: http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

[ardubz]

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What would visine do besides make food taste a little salty? :/

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Possibly kill his adversary: http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

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Wow, Visine is serious business.

* Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels
* Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely
* Blurring vision
* Causing nausea and vomiting
* Elevating and then dropping blood pressure
* Causing seizures or tremors
* Sending the ingester into a coma

[Snafu'd]

Probably not what you are looking for, but here are a couple easy pranks. Put Gold Bond or any powder on the tops of someones fan blades in their room. Get catfish bait and hide it somewhere in their room - this works really good if you can get it close to a heat source.