Translate PLEASE.... GIRLS TXT MESSAGE

[Overfloater]

OKAY I am now 99.87% certain this is a stripper I met while drunk in hollywood.

I txtd back: "Where r u now" (mimicking her speech patterns, just like a spy would do)

she responds: "at work why do u 1na cum & c me?"


fwiw Im not really up for a 45 min car ride to hollywood strip club for a stripper who iirc is about a 7/10. Oh well
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I txt back "Mmmmm not right now, dont really want such a long car ride"

[prodonkey]

girl is obviously an idiot.

Probably thinks she is texting someone else.

[epiphanot]

I really miss nami
I guess I deserve it for Sunday
Explain? weed
Where do you want to meet?

[doubLe a tom]

EPIPHANOT, YOUR AVATAR IS FUCKIGN AWESOME!

[epiphanot]

ty

[Vince.]

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I really miss nami
I guess I deserve it for Sunday
Explain? weed
Where do you want to meet?

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lol i love your avatar

[Overfloater]

omgomgomg just got message at 3:03 am


"sum times u hav 2 boss me round then bring me hom & _uck my brains out"



jackkkkkkpot.

[feesjah]

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omgomgomg just got message at 3:03 am


"sum times u hav 2 boss me round then bring me hom & _uck my brains out"



jackkkkkkpot.

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PICS & TRIP REPORT ... NOW !!!!

[Chump Change]

Wow nice conclusion (or is it...?!?!)

I would've went for the classic out-weirding her, like, "U dam rite gurl!! And another thing," but then don't follow up with the another thing. Aloof enough to mean anything.

However, alls well that ends well.

[prodonkey]

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omgomgomg just got message at 3:03 am


"sum times u hav 2 boss me round then bring me hom & _uck my brains out"



jackkkkkkpot.

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Uhm.. then why weren't you in the car at 3:04 am, driving to where she is?