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05-17-2007, 10:16 PM
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Re: ask an iranian
So how does the whole 40 virgins thingy work?
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05-17-2007, 10:16 PM
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why are iranians the richest and most educated minority in america? why are iranians so awesome? why are iranians smarter, better looking and genetically superior to everyone else? [/ QUOTE ] allow me to answer your question with a question. why must you insult my intelligence with these idiotic rhetorical questions? the answer to all three: because we're iranian
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05-17-2007, 10:17 PM
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[ QUOTE ] why are iranians the richest and most educated minority in america? why are iranians so awesome? why are iranians smarter, better looking and genetically superior to everyone else? [/ QUOTE ] Because you're caucasians? [/ QUOTE ]we're only considered caucasians because white people can't stand that another race is better than them.
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05-17-2007, 10:19 PM
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Re: ask an iranian
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] why are iranians the richest and most educated minority in america? why are iranians so awesome? why are iranians smarter, better looking and genetically superior to everyone else? [/ QUOTE ] Because you're caucasians? [/ QUOTE ]we're only considered caucasians because white people can't stand that another race is better than them. [/ QUOTE ] You're the earlier model- not refined, perfected, and purified by the cold of Ice Age Europe.
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05-17-2007, 10:19 PM
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So how does the whole 40 virgins thingy work? [/ QUOTE ] 72 actually. if i understand my readings, and i like to think i do, if we die in the name of allah (properly), we are immediately greeted at the gates of heaven by 72 naked virgins. however, it is not neccessesrily known what the proper way of appeasing allah is. if you perform an act that you think will appease allah, you will get your 72 virgins, however, if you have angered him in any way, you are still greeted at the gates of (what you think is) heaven by 72 women. it is when you approach them that you find out they are all trans-gender mutants who all spend enternity sodomizing you and you find out you're actually in hell.
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05-17-2007, 10:21 PM
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Is it true that, in Iran, women are for children and men are for fun? [/ QUOTE ] no. women are also for cooking and cleaning and as bargaining chips when you run out of goats.
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05-17-2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: ask an iranian
why do iranians insist on calling themselves persian?
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05-17-2007, 10:31 PM
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why do iranians insist on calling themselves persian? [/ QUOTE ] they have been programmed by americans to think that their country is the remnants of the persian empire and as such are too misguided to refer to themselves as what they truly are
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#29
05-17-2007, 10:39 PM
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Re: ask an iranian
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[ QUOTE ] why do iranians insist on calling themselves persian? [/ QUOTE ] they have been programmed by americans to think that their country is the remnants of the persian empire and as such are too misguided to refer to themselves as what they truly are [/ QUOTE ]uhh no. it's because there's a difference between a persian and an iranian. persian is an ethnicity. iranian is a nationality.
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05-17-2007, 10:44 PM
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Re: ask an iranian
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] why do iranians insist on calling themselves persian? [/ QUOTE ] they have been programmed by americans to think that their country is the remnants of the persian empire and as such are too misguided to refer to themselves as what they truly are [/ QUOTE ]uhh no. it's because there's a difference between a persian and an iranian. persian is an ethnicity. iranian is a nationality. [/ QUOTE ] who are you to tell me i'm wrong?
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