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[PrimogenitoX]

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I went to an underground game in Austin a couple times, and one of the employees claimed to be Clonie Gowen's daughter. She also had a signed picture of her on the wall in the appartment... I'm pretty sure it must be true becuase who in their right mind would lie about being related to Clonie.....

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SIIHP?

[wrschultz]

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FWIW last night on PAD Clonie Gowen said her daughter is about to turn 14 and that she looks like she is 17. (Brag)

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This chick is about 19-23 or something... I still think it's true somehow.

[Gabbbbyyyy]

Clonie is a retarded name.

[Daddy Warbucks]

It's actually short for cyclona. Doesn't seem so retarded in comparison, does it?

Also, winner of fewest posts with a custom title?

[RayPowers]

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2nd brag: I at least placed higher than Clonie Gowan...and without benefit of illegal performance enhancers (cocaine).

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But do you have better cleavage?

Ray

[OHFreak]

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It's actually short for cyclona. Doesn't seem so retarded in comparison, does it?

Also, winner of fewest posts with a custom title?

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In one of her online chat sessions, it was revealed that her actual name is Clownie.

Allegedly.

[The Dingo]

She is named after a CYCLONE (think Hurricane in the southern hemisphere)

[W00dy D3cK]

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She is named after a CYCLONE (think Hurricane in the southern hemisphere)

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But she's from Oklahoma where there aren't hurricanes, just white trash and tornadoes. Cyclone is another less common word for tornado, but it is more common in parts of the midwest.

"Cycalona get the kids in the cellar, ders gonna be a tornayda."