How would you get your own wikipedia article started?

[adrockuk]

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I would be somewhat surprised if having sex with dead animals was legal. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I think it might be, I mean I can't see it being illegal to have sex with a ham sandwich. Where would the law draw the line?

I think this is a topic that needs addressing.

[Borodog]

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release a video of myself having sex with a dead animal and include my name and address on it.

eDIT: might not be enough, maybe put a mask on the animal of some famous politician and talk dirty to it

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NT,

I thought you said you destroyed that video.

[scott1]

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I would be somewhat surprised if having sex with dead animals was legal. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I think it might be, I mean I can't see it being illegal to have sex with a ham sandwich. Where would the law draw the line?

I think this is a topic that needs addressing.

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Definitely illegal.

[scott1]

Longshots -
1) buy microscope, discover a planet or asteroid heading towards Earth.
2) Win big money poker tourney
3) Qualify for the Master's as an amateur

More likely though still hard -
1) find an easy Guinness record and break it

Easy, but might not get a wiki page -
1) announce some huge endeavor and that you intend to give the money donated to charity that you have no intention of completing (jog across Sahara for Leukemia, swim length of Mississippi for March of Dimes, etc...). Get media to pick up story.
2) this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Revell

[ballin4life]

Become professional video game player obviously. If you practiced 24/7 you would have a shot at getting a wikipedia article on you.

[KUJustin]

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If you practiced 24/1 you would have a shot at getting a wikipedia article on you.

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FYP. Reread OP.

[AlexM]

After rereading the OP and noticing the 24 hour rule, I'll have to change my answer from the Guinness idea to simply paying someone to write it. Another possibility is to find someone who will agree to a wikipedia page making swap.

[Yeti]

it would be almost impossible to get your own article started in 24 hours without breaking the law.

i'm pretty confident i could get my name listed in an existing article though.

[mjkidd]

A more interesting question would be to ask how one would go about getting a wiki article about youreself written, and how long you think this attempt would take.

[NoahSD]

My dad's got one. He's a professor, and wrote a few books that nobody's read. My family's not really sure who wrote it--probably a student or something.