Who owes you sex?

[Blarg]

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a girl's promise is just a lie in a time release capsule.

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That is a brutal but very good phrase.

[RayPowers]

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Nice blog. Move to BBV4Life, n00b.

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you were waiting all day for this weren't you lol

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I was going to make a post titled 'Letting the wife drive home - A trip report' but I figured a) it would require a lot of MSPaint to be really good and I'm too sick/lazy to do that right now and b) then he's have a REALLY valid reason for the blog crack. At least this thread had a topic of discussion so I thought I was safe. :P

Ray

[aramfingal]

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she is explaining how much she totally loves giving blowjobs

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i've heard many girls say this, but none that have convincingly shown this to be true.

[BobOjedaFan]

One person but shes enganged [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Bicycles_Biatch]

I had a love-hate relationship with a girl named Jana since I was in the 3rd grade... we trie to date several times, but when she wanted me, I didn't want her, when I wanted her, she didn't want me.

Come to think of it... I don't even think the sex would be that great...

I just feel like it should have happened at some time in my life.

When she moved back to CA I got her a job as a prop, tried to introduce her to some good friends of mine, and hung out with her a lot.

We had a falling out about 2 years ago and haven't spoken since. She really [censored] over my relationship with several people in the poker field... I feel like she "owes" me.

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That doesnt give me warm fuzzies tho, that just makes me want to [censored] them.

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I think it's a married thing. It's... comforting(?) to know that should this ultimate commitment fall through and life go to hell, well, there's still girls willing to slob your knob and screw your brains out at least.

Ray

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You know there are girls willing to screw your brains knowing you are married. And I am not talking about hookers or strippers. It seems every time I go to Vegas some cougar tries to hit me up for action. I guess it's nice as an ego boaster, but I really do not have any interest in [censored] things up with my wife.

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what happens in vegas, stays in vegas


well except STDs, so don't get one of those and you are in the clear

[4_2_it]

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That doesnt give me warm fuzzies tho, that just makes me want to [censored] them.

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I think it's a married thing. It's... comforting(?) to know that should this ultimate commitment fall through and life go to hell, well, there's still girls willing to slob your knob and screw your brains out at least.

Ray

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You know there are girls willing to screw your brains knowing you are married. And I am not talking about hookers or strippers. It seems every time I go to Vegas some cougar tries to hit me up for action. I guess it's nice as an ego boaster, but I really do not have any interest in [censored] things up with my wife.

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what happens in vegas, stays in vegas


well except STDs, so don't get one of those and you are in the clear

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meh. My wife has had over 15 years to perfect everything I enjoy about sex. I highly doubt some drunken bimbo could do better during a one night stand.

Sorry -- To protect OOT from blue balls and fluffpop from dumping NL Soldier, no pictures or additional details will be forthcoming [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[asofel]

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One person but shes enganged [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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that sounds painful...of course if thats the new slang for "engaged banging", that could be fun...

[HavanaBanana]

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i used to beat my ex-gf in pool all the time for sexual favors. I'm quite sure that she still owes me a bunch of things. Then again, she did go out of town with me and stayed in a hotel room with me for my brothers wedding while dating someone else we worked with. I cashed in several favors that weekend.

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She probably did the same to you when you were together with her, probably with that same coworker.

ToT

[Jeff_B]

I once gave this hooker $20 and she took off running pretty sure she owes me sex