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Old 05-11-2007, 03:19 AM
Daliman Daliman is offline
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Default Re: i go to relax and play some headsup limit (w/ images of course)

I wish I was a single pretty boy with a 20% chance to get a chick this smoking.

You may be the person I would least like to have a drink with.
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Old 05-11-2007, 05:28 AM
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Default Re: i go to relax and play some headsup limit (w/ images of course)

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mmmmmmmmm, mint julep

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Is that an emerald downs glass?
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Old 05-11-2007, 05:31 AM
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omfg i am in love
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Old 05-11-2007, 05:47 AM
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that chick is sooooo fine. more pics please.
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Old 05-11-2007, 05:47 AM
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Default Re: i go to relax and play some headsup limit (w/ images of course)

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i was 77/64
he was 98.25/12
i won 28% at showdown
he of course won 72% (obv every big pot)

this post is a bit lame so i will include some pictures of a girl i am trying to get together with that i think is bangin' as far as being an "ordinary girl" goes:



and the fairly ridiculous body:


but she isn't particularly interested and the chances of going out are probably ~20%



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1. Playing people that never raise in limit hold em and still beat you every hand is probably one of the most frusterating things ever.

2. How old is that chick? (not trying to hate Im late twenties myself)
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:14 AM
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mmmmmmmmm, mint julep

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Is that an emerald downs glass?

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Churchill Downs.
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:26 AM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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holy [censored] that girl is amazing....
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:53 AM
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CAN'T BUY A BUCKET.
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Old 05-11-2007, 03:00 PM
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Default Re: i go to relax and play some headsup limit (w/ images of course)



Brag:


From the enclosed, it appears likely that she:
<font color="red"> enjoys someone inserting sex toys of various sizes into her orifices </font>
<font color="green"> mops up large quantities of bodily fluids with kleenex she is too lazy to dispose of </font>
<font color="blue"> likes having her ass-cheeks paddled before, during and after a good pounding</font>

Beat: none of the above involves you

Variance: someone she knows may read BBV
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Old 05-11-2007, 04:30 PM
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relax + heads up limit dont go toe to toe
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