things that don't do anything

[ScottieK]

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wash your hands, press the button, and receive bacon underneath. hope this helps.

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Something wrong with the bacon dispenser?

ScottieK

[Eloquent]

[grando]

[J.A.K.]

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wash your hands, press the button, and place your hands underneath. hope this helps.

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Nope, still nothing.

[n.s.]

(the wing, not the rest of the car)

[traz]

Serious Penis Question - Need Help

[catalyst]

anything sold by this douche:


those annoying mini-fans

[kyleb]

Oh, I've got a good one:

[bisonbison]

[Borodog]

Dear Professor X,

I know that it is the last day of class, I have a zero homework grade, my highest test grade is 19%, I did not sign up for the required lab section, I missed 3/4 of the classes, and this is the first time I have contacted you, but is there anything that I could do to pass your class? I am supposed to graduate this semester and this class is required by my major.

Sincerely,

A [censored] Idiot