Poker Stars to Sell Up

[mosquito]

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Somehow I knew Pokerstars was run by Jews.

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So is 2+2. Good things for you everywhere you look.

Or, there is the Party model. Enjoy!

[Shoe]

If Will Hill buys them I will be scared to death.

[Catt]

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"Dear Mike (if I may call you Mike),

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. . . we are pleased to confirm that we are able to guarantee you 36 (thirty six) million dollars for your help . . .

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That was a very nice touch.

[OldYoda]

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Somehow I knew Pokerstars was run by Jews.

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Please ban this idiot. Thank you.

[Overdrive]

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Somehow I knew Pokerstars was run by Jews.

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Of course, becuase it is the BEST run pokersite out there. Best software, best service, best player VIP program, best everything. The world would be a better place if it was run by Jews. Can you handle the truth?

[kdog]

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Was there any noticeable change when SportingBet bought Paradise? Doesn't look like.


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well, it definitely got fishier. but yeah, they kept the software and bonuses intact.

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Both of which could use some improvement imo. Still one of my favorites though.

[jman220]

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Somehow I knew Pokerstars was run by Jews.

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Please ban this idiot. Thank you.

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I honestly can't tell if he meant this as a compliment to Jewish People or an insult. I mean, pokerstars IS hands down the best run Poker Site on the net. BTW, I'm Jewish.

[smoore]

haha, I'm not jewish but I had the same confusion.... "Hm, is he an anti-semite who thinks 'stars sucks? That's a strange statement."

[Ron Burgundy]

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This must be related to the e-mail I received earlier:

"Dear Mike (if I may call you Mike),

My name is Izzy Izetbegoviski, son and heir of a Poker Stars billionaire.

You may have heard about our stroke of good luck in discovering the ongoing veracity of the phrase "there's one born every minute" and our subsequent decision to enrich ourselves at the expense of wannabe's and the desire of these aforementioned sadsacks to throw away their money in ever newer ways.

We did this by facilitating the playing of games of chance on the internet and we quickly amassed a fortune of several billion dollars.

Here's where you come in.

We need a reliable partner to act as a conduit for funds from high tax regimes to low tax regimes. You have been highly recommended to us as an upright and respected member of the gambling fraternity and, last but not least, a man with his heart in the right place. Accordingly, we are pleased to confirm that we are able to guarantee you 36 (thirty six) million dollars for your help in this matter.

Please forward us all relevant pin numbers and the telephone number of your prettiest female relative and before you can say "it's raining dollars" you'll be a man with a bank balance beyond belief.

How easy is that?

Exactly.

Your good friend,

Izzy."

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Sounds like one helluva rakeback deal.

[Reef]

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Somehow I knew Pokerstars was run by Nigerians.

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