Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT

[CaseS87]

You must be REALLY desperate.

[NozeCandy]

Rofl at potentially getting rodriguez's sloppy seconds

[mbillie1]

Oh dude I have definitely shacked up with a few girls of this-level craziness. They are relatively better lays than their more normal, functional counterparts. Hit it, then don't call her for a week. She will call you every day, multiple times a day. Ignore them all. Then as soon as she stops calling, call her obsessively. Tell her that you love her and you need to see her. Go hit it again, then leave in a rage. Repeat the same ignore/call back procedure. Girls who act this crazy get something out of it, you totally take away their edge if you act irrationally and crazy too. Plus it's massively fun.

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Step 4) end up in hell, if there's a hell... whatever though. When you are faced with an ethical question, remember to always ask yourself: WWBBVTYTD? (what would BBV tell you to do?)

[SNOWBALL]

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Oh dude I have definitely shacked up with a few girls of this-level craziness. They are relatively better lays than their more normal, functional counterparts. Hit it, then don't call her for a week. She will call you every day, multiple times a day. Ignore them all. Then as soon as she stops calling, call her obsessively. Tell her that you love her and you need to see her. Go hit it again, then leave in a rage. Repeat the same ignore/call back procedure. Girls who act this crazy get something out of it, you totally take away their edge if you act irrationally and crazy too. Plus it's massively fun.


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wow dude. that sounds genius. Have you actually pulled this off?

[SNOWBALL]

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Rofl at potentially getting rodriguez's sloppy seconds


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Are you trying to say that a deep groin massage is a sexual thing? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[mbillie1]

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Oh dude I have definitely shacked up with a few girls of this-level craziness. They are relatively better lays than their more normal, functional counterparts. Hit it, then don't call her for a week. She will call you every day, multiple times a day. Ignore them all. Then as soon as she stops calling, call her obsessively. Tell her that you love her and you need to see her. Go hit it again, then leave in a rage. Repeat the same ignore/call back procedure. Girls who act this crazy get something out of it, you totally take away their edge if you act irrationally and crazy too. Plus it's massively fun.


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wow dude. that sounds genius. Have you actually pulled this off?

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Yeah dude, I'm not kidding! Crazy chicks become dependent easily, fall hard for you, etc. Try to see her at her place obviously, since you don't want her randomly dropping in on you, but yeah go for it. It's a giant mixture of the following great things:

above-average sex
being in total control of the "relationship"
messing with someone for fun
acting like a fool

You definitely need to do this lol. I will try to find/post pics of the last crazy girl I did this with, she was a "model" (she was good looking and claimed to be a model, had some decent amateur photographs) and she was totally [censored] nuts. Within 2 days of knowing her, sleeping with her she announced that she loved me. I'd go over, hit it a few times. She'd plead with me to stay the night, I'd leave. She'd call, I'd ignore her for a few days/week or two then call her back, go over, repeat. You need to do this.

[roaaahhh]

"I think about 60% of this is imaginary. Occasionally, she asks me a question like "Did you study computer programming?" "Uhhhhh, no"
Or "Do you go to the gym" and then she continues to tell me her life story with a memento-esque narrative that is impossible to understand."

this is really strong stuff, more more more.

[elrudo]

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Occasionally, she asks me a question like "Did you study computer programming?"

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"No, but I am the martial arts guru of a poker players' forum."


What the heck, do fighting experts look like computer geeks?

[Gelford]

While it can be discussed if mbillie's approach is ethcical, it is the only option if you want to [censored] chick with crazyness on this level

This is what they will do to you, if you don't do it to them, such are realities.

[TStoneMBD]

wow that is some crazy [censored]. i laughed pretty hard. a++ contribution by mbillie btw.