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[FGators]

Man I did something so dumb in my $109 I was in. I decided to squeeze play half my stack; it was just bad. Got caught folded and then blow up the next hand. Worst tournament sequence in my entire life.

[cameronw01]

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Worst tournament sequence in my entire life.

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I'm guessing this has a lot of competition too, therefore I request HHs.

[FGators]

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Worst tournament sequence in my entire life.

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I'm guessing this has a lot of competition too, therefore I request HHs.

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Im too embarassed to. If BBV gets a hold of this my life on here is over. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I tried to be superman for no reason.

[ItalianFX]

Feeling pretty good about myself. Ever since a few of you recommended I move to the $3 + .25 45man Turbos.

Tournament | Game | Date/Time | Buy-In | Entrants | Place | Points
___________|______________________|_______________ ___|____________|__________|_________|_________

48648676 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-24 13:22 $ 3.00 45 4 50.71
48733150 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-25 14:21 $ 3.00 45 7 38.33
48847360 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-26 21:47 $ 3.00 45 3 58.55
48892623 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-27 12:50 $ 3.00 45 1 101.42
49219517 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-05-01 13:18 $ 3.00 45 2 71.71
49254612 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-05-01 21:28 $ 3.00 45 3 58.55
49268004 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-05-02 00:39 $ 3.00 45 1 101.42

Brag: Since April 12th I have won $172.
Beat: I play micro limits.
Variance: See above

[ughaulkghalugh]

so did stars just totally change their 0:00-5:00 tournament schedule?

[registrar]

Who cares about poker when there's football?

[tedtodd]

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3 FT bubbles in the last 24 hours...

Stars $55 AK<AT - to bust 12th
Stars $5r trapped by a flopped set of K's for 12th
FTP $24 11th...99<88 [censored] [censored] [censored]


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And another bubble...AK<AK for 10thFull Tilt Poker Game #2336663089: $8,500 Guarantee (17227699), Table 18 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:12:26 ET - 2007/05/02
Seat 1: alimousine (47,349)
Seat 3: nikita28 (53,720)
Seat 4: lemme unfold (28,303)
Seat 5: ramones_64 (46,150)
Seat 6: rvrmonkey (27,042)
alimousine antes 200
nikita28 antes 200
lemme unfold antes 200
ramones_64 antes 200
rvrmonkey antes 200
rvrmonkey posts the small blind of 800
alimousine posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rvrmonkey [As Ks]
nikita28 folds
lemme unfold raises to 6,600
ramones_64 folds
rvrmonkey raises to 26,842, and is all in
alimousine folds
lemme unfold calls 20,242
rvrmonkey shows [As Ks]
lemme unfold shows [Kc Ac]
*** FLOP *** [9h Td Qc]
*** TURN *** [9h Td Qc] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [9h Td Qc 7c] [Tc]
rvrmonkey shows a pair of Tens
lemme unfold shows a flush, Ace high
lemme unfold wins the pot (56,284) with a flush, Ace high
rvrmonkey stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 56,284 | Rake 0
Board: [9h Td Qc 7c Tc]
Seat 1: alimousine (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: nikita28 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: lemme unfold showed [Kc Ac] and won (56,284) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: ramones_64 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: rvrmonkey (small blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Tens

[QandA201]

This one hurt, if for no other reason than villain's flop call...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG (t26290)
Hero (t11078)
MP1 (t27264)
MP2 (t8821)
CO (t47946)
Button (t7982)
SB (t18135)
BB (t40424)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t3000</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, BB calls t1800.

Converter messed up, pot on flop is ~7500
Flop: (t5325) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t8003 (All-In)</font>, BB calls t8003.

Turn: (t21331) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t21331) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t21331


BB has 4d Td (straight, eight high).
Hero has Kh Ah (one pair, eights).
Outcome: BB wins t21331.

[b-komplex]

i decided to play the PPA freeroll on FTP to try to get a bankroll going there, can I get someone to trade me like 100$ FTP for Stars pronto so I can multitable - PM me eh?

[bigballz]

PokerStars Game #9737334447: Tournament #48834021, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/03 - 22:37:26 (ET)
Table '48834021 56' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: WildCows (4420 in chips)
Seat 2: Squiddie (5451 in chips)
Seat 3: d0r1t0s (17300 in chips)
Seat 4: Moe Rawn (3540 in chips)
Seat 5: imcastleman (6959 in chips)
Seat 6: callduhbluff (17495 in chips)
Seat 7: Philthy5468 (3306 in chips)
Seat 8: HitMe (4670 in chips)
Seat 9: Casinoshawn (5630 in chips)
WildCows: posts the ante 10
Squiddie: posts the ante 10
d0r1t0s: posts the ante 10
Moe Rawn: posts the ante 10
imcastleman: posts the ante 10
callduhbluff: posts the ante 10
Philthy5468: posts the ante 10
HitMe: posts the ante 10
Casinoshawn: posts the ante 10
Philthy5468: posts small blind 100
HitMe: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to callduhbluff [6c 7c]
Casinoshawn: folds
WildCows: folds
Squiddie: folds
d0r1t0s: folds
Moe Rawn: calls 200
imcastleman: folds
callduhbluff: calls 200
Philthy5468: folds
HitMe: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 6h 4d]
HitMe: checks
Moe Rawn: checks
callduhbluff: bets 400
HitMe: calls 400
Moe Rawn: folds
*** TURN *** [5c 6h 4d] [Ad]
HitMe: checks
callduhbluff: checks
*** RIVER *** [5c 6h 4d Ad] [Jc]
HitMe: bets 4060 and is all-in
callduhbluff: calls 4060
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HitMe: shows [Th 8c] (high card Ace)
callduhbluff: shows [6c 7c] (a pair of Sixes)
callduhbluff collected 9710 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9710 | Rake 0
Board [5c 6h 4d Ad Jc]
Seat 1: WildCows folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Squiddie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Moe Rawn folded on the Flop
Seat 5: imcastleman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: callduhbluff (button) showed [6c 7c] and won (9710) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: Philthy5468 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: HitMe (big blind) showed [Th 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: Casinoshawn folded before Flop (didn't bet)



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