OMFG RLY!?!??!!!111 Lee Jones you so crayzee

Tinga · #1 02-17-2006, 01:55 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

MP1 (t3015)
MP2 (t4625)
MP3 (t6130)
CO (t1855)
Button (t2560)
SB (t885)
Hero (t3455)
UTG (t2185)
UTG+1 (t1150)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises to t450, UTG+1 raises to t1150, 6 folds, Hero calls t1000, UTG calls t700.

Flop: (t3525) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets t1035 (All-In), Hero calls t1035.

Turn: (t5595) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5595) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t5595
Main Pot: t5595 (t5595), between Hero and UTG. > Pot won by UTG (t5595).

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Kd (full house, kings full of aces).
UTG has Kh As (full house, aces full of kings).
UTG+1 has Th Tc (full house, tens full of aces).
Outcome: UTG wins t5595. 

Even if I push KK, you know AK will call in this situation.

I'm not so mad because my next hand was a tilt-in with QJo, I turned a Q against AK and it held. Got some of em back.

gilbert · #2 02-17-2006, 02:00 AM

sigh.

Clayton · #3 02-17-2006, 02:05 AM

push preflop you stupid bad beat posting donkasaurus newbie

Tinga · #4 02-17-2006, 02:15 AM

Gee, I was expecting that one.

Outcome would of been the same.

Redemption at a new table:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB (t2062)
BB (t5677)
UTG (t3675)
Hero (t3290)
MP1 (t2995)
MP2 (t10640)
MP3 (t9003)
CO (t2900)
Button (t4015)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero calls t200, 3 folds, CO calls t200, 1 fold, SB raises to t2062, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3290, CO folds.

Flop: (t5752) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: (t5752) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t5752) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t5752

Results in white below: 
SB has Qs As (one pair, aces).
Hero has 4c 4d (flush, jack high).
Outcome: Hero wins t5752.

Gildwulf · #5 02-17-2006, 02:15 AM

standard play, only way to play kings

VNH

NLfool · #6 02-17-2006, 02:16 AM

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push preflop you stupid bad beat posting donkasaurus newbie

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same outcome. Nobody in the history of donkaments has folded AK even for eleventy billion BB. It's one thing to push but they'll still call big slick for their case chips. That's why it's called donkaments or donkathons.

oreopimp · #7 02-17-2006, 03:05 AM

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push preflop you stupid bad beat posting donkasaurus newbie

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same outcome. Nobody in the history of donkaments has folded AK even for eleventy billion BB. It's one thing to push but they'll still call big slick for their case chips. That's why it's called donkaments or donkathons.

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thats why u push. granted you probably know this already.

tom10167 · #8 02-17-2006, 06:39 AM

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push preflop you stupid bad beat posting donkasaurus newbie

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same outcome. Nobody in the history of donkaments has folded AK even for eleventy billion BB. It's one thing to push but they'll still call big slick for their case chips. That's why it's called donkaments or donkathons.

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I forgot poker was a results based game.

What a horrible spot to smooth call, you're getting big action from two people, make a huge reraise.

veganmav · #9 07-27-2006, 07:42 PM

lol donkaments

Gobgogbog · #10 07-27-2006, 07:48 PM

Smoothcall KK preflop, smoothcall AA preflop, OMG 44 ALL THE [censored] IN PREFLOP!!!!