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Hell Yeah | 84 | 82.35% | |
No, its a ****ing Donkament | 18 | 17.65% | |
Voters: 102. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: Brutal Honesty? Or A little white lie?
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[ QUOTE ] OP: I would come up with something funny and completely unrelated to her and the topic at hand. [/ QUOTE ] I like this line you have to bluff her and check-raise all-in if you want to win the pot, if you check-call she'll know you're weak, you have to take control of the action on the flop and fire a second barrel on the turn if need be, even if she call your bluff it's good metagame for when you hit with premium hands later in the game because you have an aggressive image [/ QUOTE ] POTW [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
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OP: I would come up with something funny and completely unrelated to her and the topic at hand. [/ QUOTE ] no you wouldnt. you're not even allowed in these places yet. |
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Re: Brutal Honesty? Or A little white lie?
Here's what I'd say:
"Ya, I was noticing your shoes and you've gone sockless. So what I was thinking was whether or not your feet stink right now" |
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Here's what I'd say, so make sure to never say this: "Ya, I was noticing your shoes and you've gone sockless. So what I was thinking was whether or not your feet stink right now" [/ QUOTE ] |
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Here's what I'd say: "Ya, I was noticing your shoes and you've gone sockless. So what I was thinking was whether or not your feet stink right now" [/ QUOTE ] wrote that one down. |
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You tell her this, and it's not even close:
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET) Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 4: grando ($597 in chips) Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips) Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips) Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5 gambler2k4: posts big blind $10 __2cb__: sits out *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As] grando: folds Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40 gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140 Longhorne joins the table at seat #2 Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h] *** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d] *** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h] *** SHOW DOWN *** Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces) gambler2k4: mucks hand Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot I guess this: Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As] Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40 gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140 Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in *** SHOW DOWN *** [8h 2d 3h 6d 2h] Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces) gambler2k4: mucks hand |
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[ QUOTE ] "well it's pretty hard not to notice a girl like you" [/ QUOTE ] ~ [/ QUOTE ] umm that picture is for trolling that [censored] [censored] who was too much of a [censored] to get a date for prom. |
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Re: Brutal Honesty? Or A little white lie?
The Accountant is back for round two, watch out!
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Tell her you were trying to figure out if she was a dude. Kidding. "I'll answer that for you in just a minute, but first let me ask you - what do you think I think you think I was thinking?" If it takes her a while to figure out what you said, especially if she never gets back to the original question, chat her up, have a few beers, score (if you still care to). On the other hand if she answers quickly and/or intelligently, don't play heads-up freeze-outs with her. Either way, when you do get around to answering the question (if your initial reply doesn't sidetrack the conversation), tell her you were trying to see if she was traveling with an ugly chick that you might need one of your guys to run interference on. Bottom line is tho, her question isn't promising. "What are you thinking?" is a question usually asked by somebody who isn't smart and/or energetic enough to figure it out for themselves, or by someone who's nervous and can't think of anything to say. In my experience, spoon-feeding either of these rarely leads anywhere interesting. -J [/ QUOTE ] This is good, I especially like the ugly chick idea, but sadly, I was already quite on the drunk side, and basically said something more along the lines of prodonkeys idea; Did you say you were thinking what it would be like to stick it in her pooper? That's the only correct response. Although not specifically about her pooper, Suffice to say my comments were a bit forward, and I was lucky not to receive another kick in the nuts. But the brutal honesty seemed to intrigue this one and I think she used this question a lot just to get a feel (so to speak) of the guy she was talking to. Surprisingly, this didn't put her off (I'm in now right??) She was silent for a while and I braced myself for some form of impact. But then she said something along the lines of 'well maybe you will find out later' (so definately I'm in) Then we drank some more yada yada yada, cut to the chase. She came back to my place and we banged. She was pretty good in the sack and she can get a healthy 7 on the scale (no pics, I don't want to be the train in a trainwreck) she came over this weekend too and all was good, have been seeing her a few times over the past weeks, but something happened this weekend...... basically she dropped some kind of bomb that my mind wasn't prepared for, she said she wanted a threesome..... All good all good I hear you say.... but.... She wants it with 2 guys..... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] She said she didn't have a guy in mind but that maybe I would know someone. Obviously I know a plethora of guys who would like to bang a 7. But BBV4L what you think? (also bear in mind, that I see no real long term future here and it's mostly a sexual relationship) Option 2 may be bad for future bangings if she doesn't get what she wants. Also, she made it pretty clear she wasn't up for a 2 girl 1 guy scenario. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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OP: I would come up with something funny and completely unrelated to her and the topic at hand. [/ QUOTE ] U would of planned and tried to think of everything ppossible before hand, then u would of approached her at her locker in front of her friends, got scared and pussed out. THen run home and try to explain that u didn't puss out to abunch of people online. Tool |
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