Very unDude

[HeavilyArmed]

The Dude was my role model for a while, parts of him at various times at least. I see my Dudeness slipping away, mostly since I'm not earning much at online poker anymore. ANyhow, the question is 'What level of Dudeness is most satisfying?' Take the quiz, report your score and comment on your personal satisfaction. Do you abide?


Take the points for the highest scoring answer that applies.

1. I am currently

a) Unemployed and not looking for work. - 40
b) Unemployed and kinda looking. - 30
c) Really hitting the bricks in seach of work - 15
d) Part time wage slave - 5
e) Employed - 0

2. The last time I smoked dope was:

a) The joint is currently lit - 40
b) I'm high right now - 30
c) Today - 20
d) In recent memory - 10
e) Never - 0
Bonus 15 points if you can remember a nagging
fear of Paraquat.

3. Regarding alcohol:

a) There's a caucasian in my hand. - 70
b) I drink every damn day. - 30
c) I've purchased Kahlua in recent memory. - 20
d) Occasional drinker. - 5
e) Many years sober. - 0
Bonus 15 points if you've ever dropped a cigarette or a joint
on your crotch while driving.

4. I have Creedence on:

a) 8 track - 60
b) Cassette/Vinyl - 30
c) Other medium - 15
d) I know some of the lyrics. - 10
e) Who? - 0

5. Regarding bowling:

a) I'm a league bowler. - 50
b) Own my own ball and shoes. - 30
c) Bowl sometimes - 15
d) Nope. - 0

6. During the 60s, I:

a) Occupied various administration buildings. - 70
b) Protested. - 30
c) Was aware but too young. - 15
d) Almost remember - 5
e) Not yet born - 0

7. Rate your current ride for Dudeness, 50 point max for
a really dented, rusted American shitbox. Zero for
anything decent.

Yes or no. Take the points for all that apply.

8. I've written a check for less than $1. - 20

9. There's a likeness of Nixon on the wall of my home - 25

10. You might say that my Persian rug ties the whole room together - 30

11. I've been throw out of a cab - 30

12. I'm behind on my rent. - 25

13. I've recently been near an In-N-Out Burger. - 20

14. I've lost track of the days of the week. - 30

There's an element of honesty required. Try to live up to the standards you'd expect from the Dude. Sure, he'd try to beat you out of $1,000,000 but he'd only skim a little out of a quarter ounce bag.

My score was only 170. I know I'd be happier at 250.