Trip Report (titties)

[Reef]

wow, I always wondered who the morons that gave oral sex to hookers were

[Gone Forever]

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This story would easily impress the internets if you removed the parts about the stripper and the money.

Replace stripper with "high school girl" and replace any reference to money with "taco bell".

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Right. But if OP had blown 600$ buying gifts for said HS girl and all he had to show for it was to lick some gold digging poon, we’d laugh at him too.

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See, we wouldn't know he foolishly gave $600 away. All we would see is "7 Layer Burrito" or "Nachos Bell Grande" or something.

Oh, I forgot to mention that you MUST absolutely MUST include pics.

[DJ Sensei]

2 blunts rolled together is called an oo-wop, man.

[unbluffable]

not in the bay.......

[delaware99]

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This story would easily impress the internets if you removed the parts about the stripper and the money.

Replace stripper with "high school girl" and replace any reference to money with "taco bell".

It's as easy as that. You'll have all kinds of dudes yelling "SIIHP!". This thread will explode like dynomite and next thing you know EDD will be in here telling all your adoring fans how stupid/lame they are.

I give to you the formula for great successes.

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dont forget the waffles.

[4ObliVioN4]

Don't forget trip report after your next doctor visit!

[ipot]

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wow, I always wondered who the morons that gave oral sex to hookers were

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[TyFuji]

why the hell would you ever put your face in a stripper's crotch

SHES A [censored] STRIPPER

[pureklas]

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Since I'm a baller and won 3k on tuesday at commerce, thus tripling my roll

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Haha

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why the hell would you ever put your face in a stripper's crotch

SHES A [censored] STRIPPER

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Did you find out what time she started work before you got there because you probably just made out with like 4 guys.