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Old 04-10-2007, 07:53 PM
Deveroast78 Deveroast78 is offline
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

Maybe she thought I made a full or flush?
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:04 PM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

&BTW...nit? At three months? I suppose when you learned hold'em you were Stu Ungar reincarnated after a few weeks?
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:30 PM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

next time:

"this is why im hot, this is why im hot, im hot cuz im fly, u aint cuz u not, beeeeeeetch"
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:36 PM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled it..

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that's poker.

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lololol
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:47 PM
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ALL OF U GUYZ R N00BZ


CLICK HERE AND SCROLL DOWN

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just give the lil girl a "powder slap"

1) Baby powder in and on palm of strong hand...
2) "silly trick, get your paws off my chizzznips"...
3) slap her across face firmly
4)???
5)profit

and then i agree moonwalk would be nice, but the worm would be crucial
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

buttsecks FTW?
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Old 04-10-2007, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

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next time:

"this is why im hot, this is why im hot, im hot cuz im fly, u aint cuz u not, beeeeeeetch"

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Please don't.
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:02 PM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

I've Kiboshed Before and I will Kibosh again!
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Old 04-10-2007, 09:08 PM
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You should have grabbed her T's and wiped your ass with them. Pull them out, sniff them and say "mmmmmmmmm that smells better".
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Old 04-11-2007, 01:32 AM
Deveroast78 Deveroast78 is offline
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

I said I PRACTICALLY crapped my pants...
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