How much of a dick am I?

[Oski]

Tell everyone who disagrees with you to kiss your brown hole. I wouldn't do detention, I wouldn't pay anything. Tell them if they press it, you'll get a lawyer.

[Alobar]

ms paint diagram of the parking situation for further clarification please


How the [censored] can your school charge you $15 to go to a forced saturday detention? There is NO WAY that is legal. Could you explain that too please? maybe im just misunderstanding

Anyway, the +EV thing to do is just write the letter and forget about it. I however am a big fan of cutting my nose of to spite my face, and no way some [censored] [censored] wins this war. I take the saturday detentions and I use my knowledge of her address to either write her a snotty letter detailing how immature she is in light of her advanced age (use that exact phrase too) or Id egg her house and let all the air out of her tires.

You are 17 the time for immaturity is now my friend, later in life you cant get away with this [censored], so live it up while you can.

[NT!]

meh. you should at least ask her not to be inconsiderate in a normal way one time before you start being a dick back. i'd write a sarcastic letter.

[David H]

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Once you get older you'll realize this is a really retarded time to "stand your ground."

Also, since when do kids have to pay for the privilege of detention? That's just retarded.

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Maybe, but I do think it's ridiculous that I am expected to apologize, and she just gets a "You can't drop your kid off down here" just because she is an adult. I mean yeah, I am a student but it's still ridiculous in my opinion.

Since a teacher has to supervise the saturday school, the money helps pay for that. Although a saturday school usually has 12-15 people in it, each of us paying $15...just another ridiculous fee at my awesome school.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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I have a much better idea. Throw some caltrops in your space and then call the cops next time when she is sitting in your space with flat tires. Of course, every day you will have to remember that the caltrops are in your space, but the revenge will be so sweet.

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Man I was going to say write a sarcastic letter, but this is so much better

[slickpoppa]

This doesnt make any sense. First of all, why does she have to pull into a spot to turn around? And why does she have to pull into your spot everytime to turn around? And how does that process take 5 minutes?

Anyway, the lady in question is clearly a dry-cunted bitch

[splashpot]

Also, I obviously don't know anything about your school, but if it were me at my high school, I'm pretty certain I could argue my way out of a punishment. You need to work on your debate skills.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

Do you go to a private school?

[Alobar]

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Since a teacher has to supervise the saturday school, the money helps pay for that. Although a saturday school usually has 12-15 people in it, each of us paying $15...just another ridiculous fee at my awesome school.

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Is this a private school?

[cbloom]

Write the letter and put some anthrax in so the whole mail system shuts down and the country panics. That seems to fit your criterium for just revenge.