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Re: What does vagina feel like?
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[censored] a hot pocket. To know what it's really like, try this. 1. Core a tomato. 2. Microwave for 20-30 seconds on high. 3. Stick wang in. 4. [censored] tomato. 5. Enjoy/profit. Trip report is necessary. [/ QUOTE ] That's rather disturbing actually. |
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Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate. [/ QUOTE ] Unlikely based on previous information |
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Re: What does vagina feel like?
Has your friend actually [censored] a hot pocket? wtf...
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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth. [/ QUOTE ] GAFFIGAN YESSSS |
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Re: What does vagina feel like?
I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.
He said that is just like the real thing. I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs. |
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I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush. He said that is just like the real thing. I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs. [/ QUOTE ] Tell this "guy on the radio" that he should have told me about the seeds, I got one stuck in my blowhole. |
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Re: What does vagina feel like?
son of a goddamn bitch
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Re: What does vagina feel like?
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[ QUOTE ] I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush. He said that is just like the real thing. I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs. [/ QUOTE ] Tell this "guy on the radio" that he should have told me about the seeds, I got one stuck in my blowhole. [/ QUOTE ] You have to be prepared for the real thing, seeds and all. Vaginae are full of surprises. |
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Re: What does vagina feel like?
Like a warm bag of sand
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This thread is useless without pics.
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