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Old 03-27-2007, 01:44 PM
prodonkey prodonkey is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

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[censored] a hot pocket. To know what it's really like, try this.

1. Core a tomato.
2. Microwave for 20-30 seconds on high.
3. Stick wang in.
4. [censored] tomato.
5. Enjoy/profit.

Trip report is necessary.

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That's rather disturbing actually.
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Old 03-27-2007, 01:49 PM
igetjokes igetjokes is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

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Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate.

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Unlikely based on previous information
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:05 PM
JJBuffone JJBuffone is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

Has your friend actually [censored] a hot pocket? wtf...
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:18 PM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth.

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GAFFIGAN YESSSS
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:37 PM
Skoob Skoob is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.

He said that is just like the real thing.

I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs.
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:50 PM
TheFaucet TheFaucet is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

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I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.

He said that is just like the real thing.

I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs.

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Tell this "guy on the radio" that he should have told me about the seeds, I got one stuck in my blowhole.
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Old 03-27-2007, 02:57 PM
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

son of a goddamn bitch
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:12 PM
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

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I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.

He said that is just like the real thing.

I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs.

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Tell this "guy on the radio" that he should have told me about the seeds, I got one stuck in my blowhole.

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You have to be prepared for the real thing, seeds and all. Vaginae are full of surprises.
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:22 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

Like a warm bag of sand
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:56 PM
Sofisdad Sofisdad is offline
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Default Re: What does vagina feel like?

This thread is useless without pics.
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