Beat: I don't think I can show my face in my local bar for a while

[killsadie]

you tried to tell a funny story but you just made yourself look like a huge d-bag.

[Split Suit]

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I thought I was falling in love, and tried to stick my tongue down her throat.

"Whoa, Whoa. I just met you, I don't get down like that."
"I think I love you."

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LOALWOALWOALAOAOL. well played sir

[mouseman]

At my local bar there was a huge girl. She had to be about 250 plus. I ended up taking her home. I dont really remember anything about this except banging her doggy-style and thinking damn, this chick is huge. Well the next time I went into the bar I got ragged on by everyone in the bar. Even people that weren't there that night had heard about it. I was pretty embarrased but after a while people forget about it. Just go back there and dont make a fool out of yourself for a while.

[kniper]

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At my local bar there was a huge girl. She had to be about 250 plus. I ended up taking her home. I dont really remember anything about this except banging her doggy-style and thinking damn, this chick is huge. Well the next time I went into the bar I got ragged on by everyone in the bar. Even people that weren't there that night had heard about it. I was pretty embarrased but after a while people forget about it. Just go back there and dont make a fool out of yourself for a while.

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its ok, big girls need love too

[Jiggymike]

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you tried to tell a funny story but you just made yourself look like a huge d-bag.

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Disagree. It wasn't that funny but he just sounded like he had a normal evening with some antics. Most people who post these stories sounds like HUGE [censored], OP just had a big drinking night, puked, wanted to smoke up and possibly got a fatty's number.

[ClevelandWasp]

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I put down a frozen margarita, 2 beers, 2 vodka tonics, and 2 red bull and vodkas. I then drove

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brilliant

[MrBrightside]

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CLIFF NOTES
Brag: Had an excellent time from what I remember
Beat: Made a complete ass out of myself at my local bar and don't have the balls to show back up there for a while.
Variance: Got a phone number, possible vag in my future.

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no, no, no:

brag: great line..
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"We all drove, it was like a drunken train."

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beat: bad beer...
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My local bar had bottles of Bud and Bud Light all Saturday long for only 95 cents

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variance: beer googles?
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Then there was her girlfriend. I wish I had a better idea of what she looked like, but I remember thinking, "Meh, good enough." One of my friends says she wasn't as fat as I think, but who knows.

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[bmwguy525]

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its ok, big girls need love too

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They just have to pay for it.

[Ribsauce]

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you think that constitutes making a complete ass out of yourself? feel free to try and step up to the big leagues anytime son...

[/ QUOTE ]Yea seriously. No making out with 250 pound girls then bragging about how you are about to leave with them. No fights you clearly started and were in the wrong about. No puking outside of the bathroom. I bet you didn't even forget to close out your tab


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[Shaddux]

hopefully some other threads will make up for this one