IM SO DIRTY

[gehrig]

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How the heck is this possible?

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MY LIMIT GAME BENDS SPACE/TIME

[The Bryce]

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GENTLEMEN,

MAY I BORROW A MOIST TOWELETTE TO WIPE OFF THE GREASE?

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB

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Ok, you get props for this one.

[tannenj]

op, your converter sucks, what are the bet/raise amounts?

[TyFuji]

[X] post count +8

[Tempest122]

minbet is [censored] confusing.

[jstill]

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I read threads like this about limidonks like OP go play limit and lose 150BB

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lol at limidonks like OP, get ur head out of ur ass. Gehrig is probably one of the best limit players out there particularly HU.

I dont get any of these hands really ur just the man.

one thing Im curious about is why was this hand included: *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [5d Tc]
gehrig37 raises to $30
x raises to $45
gehrig37 calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qd 9s]
x bets $15
gehrig37 calls $15
*** TURN *** [Kd Qd 9s] [Jd]
x bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
x calls $30
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qd 9s Jd] [4c]
x checks
gehrig37 bets $30
x calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gehrig37 shows [5d Tc] (a straight, King high)
x mucks
gehrig37 wins the pot ($299.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $300 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd Qd 9s Jd 4c]
Seat 1: x (big blind) mucked [6s 6c] - a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) showed [5d Tc] and won ($299.50) with a straight, King high

whats cool or odd about this hand?

[danzasmack]

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This game is so stupid I want to just tear my eyes out of their sockets so I never have to look at hands like this.

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DID ANYBODY STAKE YOU YET?

HAHAHAHAHA GET IT THIS GAME IS DUMB BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT IT SO IT MUST BE SMARTER THAN YOU

[gehrig]

jstill villain has either 3 outs to a chop or 0 outs like 94% there. if im bluffing villain has 3 outs to a chop and one out to scoop

the sexiness of my game blinds villain to these facts. my charms give him no choice but to hand me the money

[danzasmack]

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jstill villain has either 3 outs to a chop or 0 outs like 94% there. if im bluffing villain has 3 outs to a chop and one out to scoop

the sexiness of my game blinds villain to these facts. my charms give him no choice but to hand me the money

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honestly he clearly convinced himself you just had a [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

IOW - play like a re when you know they fold then take them to value town express train population SUCKERSSSSSSS

[EvanJC]

coach me?