Beat: Found out my girl is dating someone else besides me.

[slipperr]

[censored] her friends whilst getting anal sex from her.


Then pimp slap that ho' and whipe your dick in her hair.

[Kilillan]

kick her in the stomache

[JohnAndersen]

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You left out the "get anal, then dump her immediately and steal her purse " option.

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[cambraceres]

How did you find out?

Dude just do the butt thing, then act super cool, which will freak her out, and then you'll get butt love again.

[monkover]

2p2 is always right and the overwhelming majority says that you should just bang her... although i think the version where you split up with her while having anal sex is classic!! if you take a picture of that it would be on of those priceless ones...

[diebitter]

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2p2 is always right and the overwhelming majority says that you should just bang her... although i think the version where you split up with her while having anal sex is classic!! if you take a picture of that it would be on of those priceless ones...

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Switcheroo? Anl secks, positioned so she's looking out a window, and you swap with a buddy at some point, run outside and hold up a big sign saying YOU'RE FIRED in a place she will see it while being porked.

this is of course impossible to pull off.

[diebitter]

or rodeo?

Once in, hold her firmly round the waist, and whisper in her ear that she's not as tight as -best friend's name- and hold on as long as you can.

[GrangeUtd]

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or rodeo?

Once in, hold her firmly round the waist, and whisper in her ear that she's not as tight as -best friend's name- and hold on as long as you can.

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Winner. It is my new quest in life to try this.

[Suiteness]

Donkey Punch FTW!

[IrishPete]

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or rodeo?

Once in, hold her firmly round the waist, and whisper in her ear that she's not as tight as -best friend's name- and hold on as long as you can.

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NH sir. This is now firmly in the list of things to do before i die.