klepto's kleptomaniac adventure

[klepto]

i'm gonna go tomorrow to the grove and say "hey i stole a pack of gum yesterday, can i pay for it today?"

and yeah, i bet that gum company doesn't give a [censored] that i took a pack of gum.

[TStoneMBD]

cool story, but gum gives you cavities

[klepto]

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cool story, but gum gives you cavities

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have you tried this trident orange gum, it's [censored] amazing

and i don't get cavaties, i brush 3 times a day, i'm a good boy.

[gilbert]

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Carlo,

F the haters. I was in the same situation last week, trying to buy a bottle of water at Walgreens at 3 in the morning, and I did tne same thing.

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i was at best buy last week and needed this television..

[klepto]

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Carlo,

F the haters. I was in the same situation last week, trying to buy a bottle of water at Walgreens at 3 in the morning, and I did tne same thing.

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i was at best buy last week and needed this television..

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PM me. we'll talk details.

[edfurlong]

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i'm gonna go tomorrow to the grove and say "hey i stole a pack of gum yesterday, can i pay for it today?"

and yeah, i bet that gum company doesn't give a [censored] that i took a pack of gum.

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I suspect that you are correct that the gum company would be unconcerned.

[squeek12]

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i'm gonna go tomorrow to the grove and say "hey i stole a pack of gum yesterday, can i pay for it today?"

and yeah, i bet that gum company doesn't give a [censored] that i took a pack of gum.

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I suspect that you are correct that the gum company would be unconcerned.

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You're right, the gum company has already been paid for the gum, the c-store owner on the other hand is a different story. My old man owns grocery stores and once chased a shoplifter across the parking lot. The perp then proceeded to jump in the bayou, (I'm from southern Louisiana) after which he decided he couldn't make it across, and swam back to surrender.

I'd be willing to bet that my dad would fight you over a 5-piece pack of gum. It's the principle man, the principle.

[edfurlong]

My dad owns a litte sporting goods store. The shoplifters seem suprised when they get to the front door and its locked.

Ooops.

[NA_kicker]

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The State is easily the funniest show I've ever seen.

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Man, I think I agree, but sometimes, Sifl and Olly was really really good.

The state had doug, louie, barry and levon, but Sifl and Olly had Chester and precious roy.

Who has state media in good condition? I bought, then resold a VHS tape (I made exactly $240 before I got kicked off of ebay. I bought pudding) off all the episodes years ago on ebay, but the quality was terrible.

Does this need a new thread?

[Gunny Highway]

Which is worse?



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