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cameronw01 · #21 02-04-2007, 12:17 AM

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there are 10 kinds of people in this world. those that understand binary and those that don't.

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Wtf? I said this to Gobbo last night. Are you tapping my Aim conversations?

odellthurman · #22 02-04-2007, 12:25 AM

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Wtf? I said this to Gobbo last night. Are you tapping my Aim conversations?

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You have Aim conversations with Gobbo? Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!

cameronw01 · #23 02-04-2007, 12:27 AM

Yeah, should I sell his nickname on ebay?

Tinga · #24 02-04-2007, 12:30 AM

DIE:

24 left in a 1900 person donkament. Villain does this often so far at the table .. THANKS DOOD.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t6000 (7 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Hero (t146052)
CO (t93214)
Button (t52632)
SB (t316185)
BB (t93232)
UTG (t129980)
MP1 (t498630)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to t15000, CO raises to t92914, 3 folds, Hero calls t77914.

Flop: (t187328) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: (t187328) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t187328) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: t187328

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jh Jd (two pair, jacks and fives).
CO has 8h 8s (full house, eights full of fives).
Outcome: CO wins t187328. 

Sweet UTG limp BROSEPH

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Button (t2250)
SB (t4765)
BB (t2270)
UTG (t4010)
UTG+1 (t920)
MP1 (t3270)
MP2 (t3430)
Hero (t2530)
CO (t3710)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls t100, 1 fold, MP1 calls t100, 1 fold, Hero raises to t400, 4 folds, UTG calls t300, MP1 folds.

Flop: (t1050) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t550, UTG calls t550.

Turn: (t2150) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t1580 (All-In), UTG calls t1580.

River: (t5310) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t5310

Results in white below: 
UTG has Jd 9s (straight, queen high).
Hero has Ks Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t5310. 

This guy is awful .. his entire mentality at the table.
Any two .. check.
Suited .. check.
Connected .. check.
OMG SUITED AND CONNECTED I AM ARRR INNN.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Hero (t16618)
CO (t4570)
Button (t31845)
SB (t43220)
BB (t9045)
UTG (t4985)
UTG+1 (t6360)
MP1 (t3750)
MP2 (t6280)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises to t175, CO raises to t900, Button calls t900, 2 folds, Hero raises to t3000, CO raises to t4570, Button calls t3670, Hero calls t1570.

Flop: (t13785) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets t12048 (All-In), Button calls t12048.

Turn: (t37881) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t37881) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t37881

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kh Ks (two pair, kings and queens).
CO has 4d 4h (two pair, queens and jacks).
Button has 9c 8c (straight, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins t37881.

Body Man D · #25 02-04-2007, 12:35 AM

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cameronw01 · #27 02-04-2007, 12:41 AM

You seem to have lost your D. What has become of it?

LearnedfromTV · #28 02-04-2007, 12:50 AM

22r ARE YOU [censored] KIDDING ME

PokerStars Game #8270167742: Tournament #41630216, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2007/02/03 - 23:46:47 (ET)
Table '41630216 42' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jintsrule56 (11009 in chips)
Seat 2: F Bones 23 (31042 in chips)
Seat 3: mymandi1 (12560 in chips)
Seat 4: gamma1210 (13610 in chips)
Seat 5: duval76 (4403 in chips)
Seat 6: Nicklas L. (20899 in chips)
Seat 7: doleman19 (44716 in chips)
Seat 8: hankgold (10695 in chips)
Seat 9: Entropy xx (29450 in chips)
jintsrule56: posts the ante 75
F Bones 23: posts the ante 75
mymandi1: posts the ante 75
gamma1210: posts the ante 75
duval76: posts the ante 75
Nicklas L.: posts the ante 75
doleman19: posts the ante 75
hankgold: posts the ante 75
Entropy xx: posts the ante 75
hankgold: posts small blind 600
Entropy xx: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Entropy xx [Kc Ks]
jintsrule56: folds
F Bones 23: raises 2423 to 3623
mymandi1: folds
gamma1210: folds
duval76: folds
Nicklas L.: folds
doleman19: folds
hankgold: folds
Entropy xx: calls 2423
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8c 6c]
Entropy xx: checks
F Bones 23: checks
*** TURN *** [Ts 8c 6c] [3c]
Entropy xx: checks
F Bones 23: bets 4023
Entropy xx: raises 21729 to 25752 and is all-in
F Bones 23: calls 21729
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8c 6c 3c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Entropy xx: shows [Kc Ks] (a flush, King high)
F Bones 23: shows [Ac Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
Entropy xx said, "hahahahahahaha"
F Bones 23 collected 60025 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60025 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 8c 6c 3c Jc]
Seat 1: jintsrule56 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: F Bones 23 showed [Ac Kh] and won (60025) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: mymandi1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gamma1210 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: duval76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Nicklas L. folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: doleman19 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hankgold (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Entropy xx (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a flush, King high

EvanJC · #29 02-04-2007, 12:52 AM

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what a cooler

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LOL

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EvanJC · #30 02-04-2007, 12:59 AM

my donkament beat of the day:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
(Ante: t25)
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t3840
UTG+1: t6229
MP1: t10465
MP2: t4445
MP3: t18758
Hero: t7662
Button: t1980
SB: t4389
BB: t3625

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG raises all-in t3815, 4 folds, Hero raises all-in t7637.
Uncalled bets: t3822 returned to Hero.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1425, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t8455)

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t1425, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t8455)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1425, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t8455)

Results:
Final pot: t1425
UTG showed 6d Ad
Hero showed Ah Ac