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[Chuck Norris]

argh!! no aim at work !! argh!!
somebody post highlights here

[durron597]

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argh!! no aim at work !! argh!!
somebody post highlights here

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chuck norris isn't bound by firewalls

[His Boy Elroy]

CLASSIC!!!

tddblnk has entered the room.
tddblnk: sup chatroom
ZurvanCanada: hey
durron597: hey
durron597: who's this
tddblnk: bluff
durron597: k
tddblnk: k i gotta get back to work now.
tddblnk has left the room.

[His Boy Elroy]

PatrickDuffy17: zomg anna nicole
valenzuela110788: who is she?
PatrickDuffy17: a former playboy model, who married some old rich oil tycoon or something so she could get his money after he died
PatrickDuffy17: anna nicole smith
PatrickDuffy17: except she just died today i guess
valenzuela110788: pwned

[amplify]

PatrickDuffy17: I have diarrhea.

[amplify]

[15:49] ZurvanCanada: not a chance. I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her life
[15:49] thebram22: sleep head to toe?
[15:50] clowntable: russian women are kind of meh though :|
[15:50] ZurvanCanada: I'm not that flexible
[15:50] Amplify1492: morally?

[Zurvan]

(18:37:08) ZurvanCanada: mia busted it with the "da-da-da" today when I picked her up when she was crying in her crib
(18:37:36) ZurvanCanada: I'll assume she was saying my name, and not making random noises, thus being a genius at 8 months old
(18:38:18) Stephen H: clearly a genius.
(18:38:46) Stephen H: be careful, though. the wife might figure out that she can claim mia wants you to change her diaper when she says "da-da-da"
(18:39:27) ZurvanCanada: we have a very good alternating diaper change system set up

This stuff is genius. You could definitely make a Canadian sit-com out of it

[Fishmonger]

PatrickDuffy17: so a car pulls into the intersection and is waiting to turn left, then the light turns. i start to walk, and instead of this guy just turning left, he decides to back up
PatrickDuffy17: and hits me
thebram22: wow
PatrickDuffy17: i mean, he was only going like 5mph maybe or something, but still
thebram22: did you whip out a crowbar and go gangsta on his windshield?
PatrickDuffy17: nah, i dropped my pants and [censored] in his tailpipe
PatrickDuffy17: the warm tailpipe felt good too since it was so cold
thebram22: you had to have gotten some force behind it to make that kind of angle
PatrickDuffy17: i have a lot of practice with [censored] accuracy

[His Boy Elroy]

x0rbie: i have a tiny penis too lets be friends traz

[Zurvan]

(12:44:19) PatrickDuffy17: ok so
(12:44:22) PatrickDuffy17: if you had to
(12:44:32) PatrickDuffy17: would you rather make out with
(12:44:36) PatrickDuffy17: a gay guy
(12:45:09) Amplify: I'm thinking option 2 so far
(12:45:46) ZurvanCanada: by the time he finishes the question, I made need chemical help to make out with anyone
(12:45:52) ZurvanCanada: *may need
(12:46:15) TheBram: I guess he's busy making out with a gay guy
(12:46:28) PatrickDuffy17 left the room.
(12:46:45) Xorbie: lol
(12:46:49) ZurvanCanada: maybe he meant to ask that question in a different room?
(12:46:53) TheBram: ha
(12:47:08) PatrickDuffy17 entered the room.
(12:47:11) PatrickDuffy17: or a straight guy