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Old 01-31-2007, 05:13 PM
eviljeff eviljeff is offline
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chip-dumping

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHIP DUMPS YOU!

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this is like the 10000x time I've seen this joke on here and it has failed to work 99.9% of the time.

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKE FAILS YOU

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I enjoyed this little exchange. well done to all who were involved.
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:30 PM
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pics?
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:47 PM
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chip-dumping

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHIP DUMPS YOU!

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Best use of this joke I've seen to date. NH.
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:49 PM
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what is more interesting for some of the married guys here:

what amount of money to win in a cash game would it take for you to wager your wife?

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This changes so much from day to day.

Yesterday, for example, I would've probably hit the mark playing NL$400.
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:49 PM
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chip-dumping

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHIP DUMPS YOU!

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this is like the 10000x time I've seen this joke on here and it has failed to work 99.9% of the time.

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i lol'd.

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Old 01-31-2007, 05:51 PM
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5 high.

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Well, according to a previous thread winning with 7 high = Jerk off all over yourself, therefore this is an accurate statement.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:25 PM
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Default Re: Your wife? Surely your house...your car...? Is she hot? Well ok then.

Bluff gone wrong...obviously needs to move up to higher stakes where they respect spouses.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:29 PM
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chip-dumping

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Old 01-31-2007, 09:29 PM
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Man, I found this story on the Net at work today and thought I had a chance to be the first to post it since I found it in some obscure publication.

Do you guys do nothing all day but read about poker? Oh, wait, hell, that's what I was doing while net slacking at work [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:45 PM
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chip-dumping

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this is like the 10000x time I've seen this joke on here and it has failed to work 99.9% of the time.

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i lol'd.

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i started laughing w/ nath's joke and didnt stop until the the last one. hilarious.
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