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Old 01-30-2007, 06:38 PM
Bicycles_Biatch Bicycles_Biatch is offline
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Default Re: this works better

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Jesus ... I'm not that hideous
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Old 01-30-2007, 06:47 PM
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

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Man, it's easy. Just

1) After age check, dance with jazz, kiss her face. Then dance with soft rock and kiss her face and then her neck.
2) Go to the kitchen and drink some wine.
3) Agree to eat out.
4) After she changes, you two get in the car and arrive in the restaurant, click on the menu to order.
5) Talk to her, eat food, drink wine and compliment her ONCE each. I don't think order matters.
6) After this pick up the check (click on it).
7) There should be an art museum scripted scene. The correct artists are numbers 3, 2, and 1 (Renoir, Durer and Rembrandt).
8) You should get an option of going lingerie shopping, just buy either of the first two.
9) After that it'll cut to a scene with her talking to her friend at a cash register. Click on her friend to go to a bar for drinks.
10) Buy a round of drinks; this will start a scripted scene where they dance and act bicurious.
11) Eventually the three of you will be back at her pool.
12) Nakedness happens.
13) When you play marco polo, click on the right side for Ariane.
14) Her friend will leave soon, after which you two should jump in the hot tub.
15) Kiss her a few times and rub her shoulders. Don't go for the boobs. You may choose to give her some wine, I don't remember if I did.
16) Exit the hot tub and shower up in the bathroom. She'll probably let you come in after her.
17) Hop in the car and go to the store. I bought condoms and snacks there. Don't buy whiskey or pron.
18) At this point I think I went back to the backyard and watched the stars (click on the bench by the hottub).
19) If she prompts you to find Aries its in the upper left.
20) You should probably be able to just click on the bedroom and get it on.

This is just one way to get sexy time, I'm sure there are others.

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Old 01-30-2007, 07:12 PM
siccjay siccjay is offline
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

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Compliment, book, kiss cheek, over 18, music.....

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nice
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:16 PM
BEP BEP is offline
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

Bicycles, you're a [censored] liar and a douche.
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:21 PM
Alobar Alobar is offline
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

wow, no way id go through all that jazz just to nail some chick who I could very likely still end up banging for 1/5th the price by going to bennigans and ordering cheesesticks and beer.

edit to add: It is a good date tho
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:21 PM
Arbitrage Arbitrage is offline
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lol, FULL-PROOF....idiot
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:21 PM
Hold'em 07 Hold'em 07 is offline
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

Chances that bicycles helicopter tour business in LA is failing?
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:22 PM
jbrent33 jbrent33 is offline
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

I can see where the airplane would be effective. I lived on the coast for several years, and had a sweet boat.

I would take them out about a mile to watch the sunset, just far enough so that you can't see land. The fact that most women have never seen anything like that coupled with some tropical rum drinks and good music was an almost gauranteed panty dropper.
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:30 PM
Bicycles_Biatch Bicycles_Biatch is offline
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Default Re: Full proof sex on the first date...

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I can see where the airplane would be effective. I lived on the coast for several years, and had a sweet boat.

I would take them out about a mile to watch the sunset, just far enough so that you can't see land. The fact that most women have never seen anything like that coupled with some tropical rum drinks and good music was an almost gauranteed panty dropper.

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Here is a man that knows what he is talking about... is probably screwing women that are theoretically out of his league... AND is probably dating someone other than a dairy queen counter girl [which is probably the career of most 2+2er's target women of choice]
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:31 PM
Ditch Digger Ditch Digger is offline
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I have a buddy that owns a pilots-licensing company and takes us up for 30 minutes for the price of fuel... about $90.00.

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So, you let your buddy watch/videotape while you bang these chicks? I could see a friend hooking you up with a discount once or twice but 8 times for just the price of fuel sounds bogus.
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