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Old 01-26-2007, 12:46 AM
Blarg Blarg is offline
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Default Re: Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

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1. Kill yourself
2. Hope she is a necrophiliac
3. Profit

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LOL, this was stupid, but I couldn't help it.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:52 AM
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nos1nos2?
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:56 AM
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tworooks?
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:59 AM
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ban?
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:00 AM
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What exactly is the practical difference between "you as a person" and "your behavior"?
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:00 AM
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Hand her a note that reads "Backdoor beauty?"

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Awesome

Also, nothing in OP's post suggests that this teacher wants him.
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:06 AM
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Hand her a note that reads "Backdoor beauty?"

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Awesome

Also, nothing in OP's post suggests that this teacher wants him.

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C'mon...he's a goof-off and a smart-ass who makes her job as a teacher much harder than it needs to be. What's not to love?
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:12 AM
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whatever her stundent did seemed to have worked. ask him
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:20 AM
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Being God's favorite person on earth is by definition for only one person at a time, so the odds are long that this will work.
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:12 AM
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If you get caught, tell them you raped her (to protect her) and that you begged her not to turn you in and she should mercy on you by not calling the cops... She won't press charges....

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umm, i cant see this possibly being a good idea
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