I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[Xhad]

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meh.. never got into RPGs, especially MMORPGs... don't you know they suck the life out of you and make you fat and pimply. Didn't you see the documentary that was aired on southpark?

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Too bad that's an RTS. ;P

[Buzz-cp]

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what is dota?

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best game evar.

www.dota-allstars.com



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mush on steroids

[Buzz-cp]

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OMG - the computer people from work just came over to install a new work computer



I'm only allowed to use it for work - NO POKER!!!!

I can't believe I'm jealous of my own computer [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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This made me laugh pretty good!

[bravos1]

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editedit: Bravos you hear from that barnyard bingo in boston? (teehee)

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mope.. that bizatch hasn't emailed me back yet!!

[nerdking]

Stars .50/1 is currently beating me for .60/100 over 7k hands.

What's that? I have KK and you have J5s? You want to call down to runner runner your flush? SURE!

What's that? You're a loose passive player and you just limped and I'm in late position with ATos? Hey! There's an ace on the board! checkbetcallcheckbetcallcheckbetcall! HEY THERE, YOU HAVE AKos! ALRIGHT! SHIP IT

and here are two of the very BEST [censored] HANDS:

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) nerdking is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, MP2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">nerdking 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (12.5SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 3-bets</font>, CO folds, nerdking calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 caps</font>, MP1 calls, nerdking calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (12.25BB, 3 players)
nerdking checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, nerdking calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 caps</font>, nerdking calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (24.25BB, 3 players)
nerdking folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 caps</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 32.25BB

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) nerdking is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 4 folds, Button calls, nerdking calls, BB checks.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, nerdking calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">nerdking caps</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (18BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">nerdking bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">nerdking 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, nerdking calls, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 30BB

[Jago]

http://www.softforpoker.com/flash/

Congratulations, test is over! You've got 175 points out of 200. Good, you can easily beat low limits.

This test was made by deranged from 2+2 forum, and presented to you by 'Soft for Poker'.

i got 10 and 11 wrong :/ i feel so ashamed

[tyler_cracker]

180/200.

<font color="white">I did not cap with AKo in a giant pot, coldcalled with KQo after a LAG raise and one coldcall and a tight player coldcall, and folded JTs on the button to an open raise from a slightly lag CO.</font>

[tyler_cracker]

6/10 on the sng one. I [censored] hate tournaments. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[bravos1]

lol.. I thing the SnG one is WAAAAYYYY mre interesting...

He should put the effort into that one that went into the limit one. I got 8/10

[Jago]

yeah the sng one was quite difficult, almost all of them depends on the villain's calling range

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post6007601