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Old 02-06-2006, 02:28 AM
NorCalJosh NorCalJosh is offline
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You straddle it, and grab the front legs and wrench them apart, breaking them. Then you try and pull it off the guy, yell at him to move away, and then thow the dog down. This should stop it moving around. You can then bash its brains in with a tire iron or similar (for compassion's sake - it's gonna be in agony).

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why in the world would you do it this way? this makes zero sense to me.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:28 AM
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I've never fought a dog or seen a pitbull in action before, but it would seem to me you could just run up and give it a really hard kick to the head as it was attacking the child. How would this not work?

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The child's head is in the dog's mouth.

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OK then.. would an animal like this continue to fight with a few shattered ribs? How effective would it be after that?
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:31 AM
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Aren't Doberman Pinschers even more fearsome then pitbulls?

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and this quote has pretty much nailed it on the head. 10 years ago, doberman pinschers were the evil dog the media chose to villainize. these days its pitbulls. there are no bad dogs. just bad owners, [censored] breeders, and idiotic media types.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:32 AM
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christ, help the kid without a second thought

unless the kid was retarded, in which case i'd giggle at the scene for several seconds- then help.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:32 AM
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run up and soccer-kick it as hard as you can in the head.
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:37 AM
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first do my battle cry then find some sort of hard object I can weild, then try to harm the dog in a big way

If the dog lets go of the kid and then decides he wants a piece of me, then I would likely flee
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:38 AM
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Id probably just dive onto the dogs back and try to choke it out a little while dragging it off the kid. Im sure I would be able to avoid serious injury until help arrived.
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:10 AM
GeoffCalls GeoffCalls is offline
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I challenge the dog to see who can take out more 5-year-olds in a gym.
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Old 02-06-2006, 03:44 AM
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You straddle it, and grab the front legs and wrench them apart, breaking them. Then you try and pull it off the guy, yell at him to move away, and then thow the dog down. This should stop it moving around. You can then bash its brains in with a tire iron or similar (for compassion's sake - it's gonna be in agony).

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why in the world would you do it this way? this makes zero sense to me.

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I remember being told that someone who was trained to fight dogs took out a police dog in a similar way. He would lie down on the ground, wait until the dog approaches him and stands right over him, then grab the forelegs wrenching them apart. That was during a demonstration.
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Old 02-06-2006, 04:37 AM
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I'm jumping on the dog. Wrap an arm around his neck, claw at his eyes and hoping he lets go of the kid. I'm probably biting whatever I can get ahold of too.

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[censored] clawing at him. Rear naked choke it. This keeps it in front of you with a pretty good grip and you can fall to your back and wrap your legs around his body to keep him in one place. Hold till the dog passes out and then stomp its head in. Get the child some medical treatment.
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