Dancing at Parties/Clubs

[El Diablo]

Scottie,

Definitely. You should also try the unzip your fly and let your weiner hang out strategy.

[ScottieK]

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Scottie,

Definitely. You should also try the unzip your fly and let your weiner hang out strategy.

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I like it, I like it! I'm sure that the OP's initial qualms about dancing near girls will melt away once he whips his s$#$ out. Play on player.

ScottieK

[PokerBob]

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I'm really clueless how to be effective in this situation, it doesn't come naturally to me.

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nor should it.

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How can you make a girl perceive you as an attractive guy from dancing?

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i advocate doing just about anything to get into a woman's pants, but the line is drawn at dancing. the SNL skit with Will Ferell and Chris Katan was funny for a reason. that reason is that guys who dance are dicks and should be laughed at.

[smokingrobot]

if any girl ever saw you break this situation down into "elements", she would never want to f*** you.

[diebitter]

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The second element and probably the hardest one is the actual dancing technique. How can you get really good at grinding? A man is supposed to lead in a dance, how does this happen while grinding? What techniques should you use?

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follow the master

[MrWookie]

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Scottie: that is a pretty sweet plan. then you can just anytime go to a salsa club where guys are way outnumbered by hot chicks who know how to move.

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Thanks man. I've been taking dance lessons for almost a year now, and salsa out here is muy caliente. And you're right, girls to guy ratio is at least 5:1. Sometimes out here the salsa spots have teachers that teach for free. Taking lessons also gets you used to dancing with hot girls [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

ScottieK

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Salsa is good, but I've found blues to be even better. After much work getting good at blues dancing, I definitely have the power to make girls fall in love w/ me by dancing w/ them.

[ScottieK]

Nice way to lead our OP astray, DB. Dance like that, and you will be perceived as a dick.

ScottieK

PS - this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Damn I can't stop playing it!

[bigt2k4]

I never watch and shows like the OC or CSI or any soap operas, or anything other than porn, sports, comedies(Seinfeld, South Park, etc).
I dance at bars/ clubs , I think that this is necessary in order to gain favour with the opposite sex and is a tool to score over your head at bars. I however am never sober while I dance, and will never dance at a bar/ club without at least 4-6 beers, prefer about 10. I do not think that there is anything wrong with dancing and you can get lucky sometimes and end up grinding with the hottest girl you have ever seen, happened to me once, I was in so much shock that I froze and just grinded without trying anything further. I like the approach of just wandering into the girl with your erection sticking straight out and thrusting your pelvis back and forth into their thigh/buttocks, while keeping both your feet planted firmly on the ground. Also, get your arms into it as well, putting them both straight out, one on each side of her, while your @ss is sticking out in the air and then pulling your arms into your body as you thrust your pelvis forward. Do this repeatedly and you will garner a lot of attention from the opposite sex.

[WhoIam]

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Awesomo: one sweet trick is to go to the bathroom and unzip your fly so your weiner is hanging out of your pants. then come back and start grinding on them, they will think you just accidentally forgot to zip up your fly but many will be too embarrassed to say anything and after a little while they will be really turned on by your cock hanging out and rubbing all over them and they will either take you home or sometimes just blow you right there.


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My roommate is wondering why I can't stop laughing

[smokingrobot]

do all your posts being with some sort of announcement about how much alcohol you drink?