brag: awesome ESL love letter - Page 3

Gildwulf · #21 12-10-2006, 01:33 AM

i've heard both expressions

JCCARL · #22 12-10-2006, 01:33 AM

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Im livin in korea right now, and dating a bunch of diff. girls (brag). Last ngiht I went on the worst date of my life.

The girl wouldn't talk, it was like pulling teeth.

If I am not difficult, can become boy friend if is not uncomfortable.

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Dude be careful, it looks like you might have dated a she-male.

SlimB · #23 12-10-2006, 01:41 AM

Man, I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

mlagoo · #24 12-10-2006, 01:41 AM

heh

cool story op.

HajiShirazu · #25 12-10-2006, 01:58 AM

I am in a relationship that started out like this, and I think I still have some pretty sick broken english mails in my box (she loled at my japanese also). I think I actually got the whole thing started by getting totally wasted and writing a letter in japanese that was similar to this one in content. I ended up learning japanese as a result of the whole thing.
The difference here is that my bitch kind of knew english and I kind of knew japanese at the start, we were just too afraid to use it unless we got drunk. It seems like you are kind of out of luck here with this girl when it comes to the english.
Being in korea with a bunch of other hot girls around to date, it's probably not worth it to take this any further. Also, if you [censored] her and then break it off, I hear korean girls are pretty crazy, although most I have met have been relatively docile. You might wake up to a pair of scissors in your throat or something.

the_main · #26 12-10-2006, 12:36 PM

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I find it hilarious that she uses pretty big words but in totally the wrong way

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No kidding... I had to look up brevity.

Georgia Avenue · #27 12-10-2006, 01:08 PM

Mind throbs.

Gary Stevenson · #28 12-10-2006, 01:18 PM

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holy crap i got a headache reading the letter

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SEABEAST · #29 12-10-2006, 01:34 PM

i love ESL stuff, but wtf, palpitated? brevity? most americans don't even know the meaning of those words. i can't see how they would possibly teach those in ESL classes, seems fake to me! good stuff though

Supwithbates · #30 12-10-2006, 02:02 PM

she probably just typed the letter into freetranslation.com