ask me about the lemonade diet aka the master cleanser

[Anacardo]

Ding. There is nothing good or useful about starving yourself. Nothing.

[durkahdurkah]

worst ask me thread ever

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i haven't eaten anything but fresh squeezed lemon/lime, maple syrup and cayenne pepper for ten days.

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I LOL'ed pretty damned hard when I read this. Awesome. Good luck.

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you're shutting off your metabolism and you're not going to have any bowel movements causing the poison in your bowels to go back up into your intestines completely poisoning your body.

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He has no metabolism? ZOMG! Take his temperature, my guess is he has one.

And he has poison in his bowels? What kind of poison? Where is it now? Where is it going to go?

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its not at ZERO but its drastically decreasing and eating away all of his protein stores and eventually muscle to survive and fuel the body.

oh, and this large negative decline is usually permanent.

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I am acutely aware of how difficult it is to lose fat without losing at least as much muscle along with it. I don't recommend it but for the obese something radical is indicated. You may say, "Just eat right and lose a pound per week for three years and everything will be just dandy." but that's not going to work for people. Sometimes you need to just lop off 50 pounds through drastic measures and work with what you have left.

And it's not permanent, it's just a lot more difficult for most people to gain muscle mass than folks seem to think.

[Fedorfan]

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How [censored] crazy are you people to do [censored] like this? What possible legitimate medical benefit could it have?

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actually various types of fasting have been used for 1000's of years, most faiths have some form of fasting advocacy in them, for health and spiritual benefits.

I personally felt absolutely amazing after my 5 day juice fast, it's not difficult really, the most difficult part about it, is the social aspect of eating, not going to lunch or dinner with your friends/gf, i wasn't hungry at all after the 2nd day.

To the person that said you wont have bowel movements and thats unhealthly, from my experience and from what i've read the opposite is true, you have many bowel movements, you can really feel that your system is flushing junk out.

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This is the method Robin from the Stern Show used to lose all the weight she did.

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This is the method Robin from the Stern Show used to lose all the weight she did.

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Did she do that recently because the last time I saw her she resembled an Escalade.

[CharlieDontSurf]

David Blain, robin quivers, Matt Damon, etc haveall done this

Its by far the most famous popular cleanse/fast system in the country.

you actually have a TON of bowel movements given while drinking this u also drink saltwater

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Are you kidding me? 40 days?!?!?!?

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If it's good enough for jesus.

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This is the method Robin from the Stern Show used to lose all the weight she did.

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Did she do that recently because the last time I saw her she resembled an Escalade.

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true dat ni*ga