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Old 12-03-2006, 03:51 PM
mudbuddha mudbuddha is offline
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LM,

Ideally it is flaccid to start but while talking to her it moves to full-mast, so that way she knows you are interested in her. Also, it provides an opening for a very natural convo like:

"Haha, dude, you forgot to zip up your fly"
"OMG, haha, wow I was so into our convo I totally forgot"
"Good times, haha, so btw I noticed your weiner was growing while we were talking"
"Oh, yeah, well you know what that means!"
"Yeah, I guess you dig me, huh?"
"Yep"
"Cool, maybe we should go bang?"
"Sounds good!"

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this is a regular occurance and conversation for me
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Old 12-03-2006, 03:53 PM
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LM,

Ideally it is flaccid to start but while talking to her it moves to full-mast, so that way she knows you are interested in her. Also, it provides an opening for a very natural convo like:

"Haha, dude, you forgot to zip up your fly"
"OMG, haha, wow I was so into our convo I totally forgot"
"Good times, haha, so btw I noticed your weiner was growing while we were talking"
"Oh, yeah, well you know what that means!"
"Yeah, I guess you dig me, huh?"
"Yep"
"Cool, maybe we should go bang?"
"Sounds good!"

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this is a regular occurance and conversation for me

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Lucky for you - you remember your dreams.
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:41 PM
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Default Re: Tips for going out alone??

I don't mind seeing a movie alone at the theater
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Old 12-03-2006, 04:52 PM
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I don't mind seeing a movie alone at the theater

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I don't think he is talking about the theater.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:13 PM
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Default Re: Tips for going out alone??

let me clear a few things up...

i thought more peole would have been through a similar situation, and offered tips.

i've met a few people so far, for whatever reason they were not around.

my snowboard is at work, i have no key, so i can't just go to tahoe.

i have spend more money on booze and jagerbombs than i want to admit, but have always had friends w/ common goals to do it with. i never realized how different the experience is alone.

i figured more chance of a 3-some if i put myself on the scene, than if i stayed in my hotel room. goes along with the theme good luck comes to those who work the hardest.

deep down not caring what people think is probably the key to freedom, i can do it for a while, but after standing alone a time period i feel like my scene is killed and i dip to find another place to "start over"

i think the weiner gig would be legendary, if people were around to enjoy it. right now i think i would need drugs to pull it of smoothly.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:22 PM
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or you could just walk in, order a beer and then "warm up" on a couple of "throw-aways"

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haha, i accidentally bought one of these a drink! waiting for my beer i asked a cute girl next to me some random question, whatever, she was complaining the bartender couldn't see her, so i flagged the bartender down for her. well, we're still talking when i pay the bartender, and i get back too little change. stupid bartender thought i wanted to buy this girl a drink.

so i told this girl that i bought her a drink. but promplty told her i completely did not mean to, and that the bartender was stupid, haha. it must have worked cause she stayed and talked to me when all of her friends left to go dance.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:24 PM
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Okay boyos, here's the word on playing solo :

Weekend : don't go out until 12-1. Earlier you'll just be the lame lonely guy. After 12 find the drunk girls who are on their own and bag them.

Weekday : this is prime time for solos. Go out earlier, like 8-9. There will be a lot of other solos at the bars and you can just meet people and talk, they're also just hanging out and usually they're there to chat. Single girls in bars often are there for the same reason as you, trying to meet someone, so just go in, order a drink and chill, chat.
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:32 PM
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i think the weiner gig would be legendary, if people were around to enjoy it. right now i think i would need drugs to pull it of smoothly.

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Million - I find this statement ironic. IIRC, beach weekend 2003, you did have your beanbag hanging out of your jeans when you strolled, with hands behind head, out of the nice seafood restaurant. Probably the funniest thing that happened the whole trip.

alcohol is a drug playa!
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:40 PM
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chair,

i forgot about that. thinking back, i have done the weiner trick lotsa times, to varying levels of hilariousness. honestly didn't realize that's why you brought it up!

all times involved alcohol.

i just have a feeling that i would get my ass kicked if i did it by myself, out of the blue. it would be very funny up until that point though...
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Old 12-03-2006, 05:54 PM
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millon$: Go out to bars in a restaurant-heavy district where they serve food late. Then all the waitresses who just got off will be there eating too, sometimes alone. Get some food and sit at the bar. When you see a woman come in and sit at the bar and order food, pull one testicle out and put it on her arm. Instant BOOHA!

Peace,
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