TIME TO QUIT I GUESS

[revoluteme]

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Drink, smoke, screw, eat red meat and spend all your money. Don't do anything that harms others or kills your brain and body too quickly because you need to make it to 40 without going to jail. Have as many kids as possible and ignore them. Slip your dick into the bride's hand in the reception line. Give all your gambling winnings to the waitress. Drive a used honda accord covered in crooked red flame stickers and graffiti and race sports cars at 4am in downtown Cedar Rapids and lose horribly. Jump out of a moving train into a pile of manure. Pay for sex whenever feasible. Put pepper on anything, especially cigars. Destroy all rational thought, and disregard every form of government or organization. Promises are lies and comfort is the first whiff of oblivion so sleep lightly on the hard floor with the cockroaches and ashes. Whether you feel pain or pleasure, say, “Good Luck.” Skip the amusement park and the comedy club and go laugh at gravestones until they pull you off the horse and beat you with their little clubs and put you in the show.

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nh

[Supwithbates]

fold turn
fold river

[delta k]

i know it's lame to ask, but i feel like I paid $100 for it...

custom title for value-calling the straight flush?

[delta k]

also GA,

i knew it'd come back. karma, she is a bitch.

[neuroman]

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Drink, smoke, screw, eat red meat and spend all your money. Don't do anything that harms others or kills your brain and body too quickly because you need to make it to 40 without going to jail. Have as many kids as possible and ignore them. Slip your dick into the bride's hand in the reception line. Give all your gambling winnings to the waitress. Drive a used honda accord covered in crooked red flame stickers and graffiti and race sports cars at 4am in downtown Cedar Rapids and lose horribly. Jump out of a moving train into a pile of manure. Pay for sex whenever feasible. Put pepper on anything, especially cigars. Destroy all rational thought, and disregard every form of government or organization. Promises are lies and comfort is the first whiff of oblivion so sleep lightly on the hard floor with the cockroaches and ashes. Whether you feel pain or pleasure, say, “Good Luck.” Skip the amusement park and the comedy club and go laugh at gravestones until they pull you off the horse and beat you with their little clubs and put you in the show.

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Posting this twice does not increase its profundity nor its humor value.

[drexah]

wow, i seriously thought this was a limit hand until i read it a second time. seriously this has to be fake...push turn? BET/RAISE RIVER!?!?!?

[tufat23]

i'll misread rivers before.

[ChexNFX]

Scientologists...lol

[ChexNFX]

You're horrible.

[TheDarkHorse]

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metagame, your future river check-calls will get mad respect.

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Awesome