math joke that deserves its own topic - Page 3

Oxy · #21 10-09-2006, 01:37 AM

hahhaahahaha

NoahSD · #22 10-09-2006, 01:43 AM

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?

Can't be done.. a mountain climber is a scalar.

BSman77 · #23 10-09-2006, 01:46 AM

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?

Can't be done.. a mountain climber is a scalar.

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choke yourself.

wazz · #24 10-09-2006, 02:02 AM

What did one ion say to another?

'I think I'm missing an electron'

'Are you sure?'

'I'm positive'

LotsOfOuts69 · #25 10-09-2006, 02:38 AM

Your momma's so fat you have to integrate her by parts.

(Please dont turn this into the nerd joke thread from LoL.)

MatthewRyan · #26 10-09-2006, 02:49 AM

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?

Can't be done.. a mountain climber is a scalar.

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choke yourself.

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hang yourself.

AlienBoy · #27 10-09-2006, 03:38 AM

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what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a?

pi z z a

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That's really quite brilliant.

Now if you could show me the mathematical proof of a calzone...

AB

keikiwai · #28 10-09-2006, 03:58 AM

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you mean area of a pizza you [censored]

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THIS IS EITHER THE MOST BRILLIANT POST IN THE HISTORY OF BBV

OR

THE DUMBEST SCHMUCK ON THE INNANET

DeathDonkey · #29 10-09-2006, 04:25 AM

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?

Can't be done.. a mountain climber is a scalar.

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The way I have heard this one is: What do you get when you cross Sir Edmund Hillary with Typhoid Mary?

Nothing, because one's a vector and one's a scalar. Both excellent jokes though.

-DeathDonkey

testaaja · #30 10-09-2006, 05:17 AM

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what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a?

pi z z a

my mind is blown away by the pure genius of this

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I lolled [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]