Poker jokes

[UATrewqaz]

"Nice hand"

"Thanks, I just had a manicure"

[kyro]

Greenfield,

Knock knock.

You suck.

[pokerstudAA]

Q: How do you get an internet poker pro off your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza

[pokerstudAA]

Q: What do you call an internet poker pro that breaks up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

[captain2man]

"Quack quack".

The man is a genius, but I laugh my ass off every time I hear it.

[MikeSmith]

When you are about to fold announce "Like an asian man who owns a dry cleaning business i fold"

[Eagles]

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THIS IS WHY YVES SHOULD BE A MOD GODAMNIT

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[elus2]

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Like an asian man who owns a dry cleaning business i fold

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what's with the politically correct racist jopke

but here's a bonus for you anyways

[nath]

OOT for Downies - 1
Beats, Brags and Variance - 0

[Dangeresque]

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Greenfield remember when you told me that when I get 1k posts I can have my opinion?

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

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oh snap you showed me!

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when you get 2k posts then you can have an opinion.

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i registered earlier than you gg k thx bye gl hf

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Aw... gee... I registered in '03... PWNED!!! Now go flip grimmstar for bankrolls.