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Old 10-07-2006, 09:51 AM
SlowHabit SlowHabit is offline
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'she' almost certainly has a penis

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Is she from Thailand?
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:44 PM
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I bet she's a prospective stripper scoping the place out. Which of course would answer many of the unknowns, in addition to what she was doing there alone at 3am: Job? Unemployed. Quiet and shy? No self-esteem. Secretive? She's a prospective stripper. Hell maybe a current stripper thinking of jumping ship to a better club.

Edit: gah, forgot she was only in town till thursday. Maybe she's scoping out the club to maybe move there? Now I'm really stretching...
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:47 PM
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Default Re: picked up girl in strip club

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I bet she's a prospective stripper scoping the place out. Which of course would answer many of the unknowns, in addition to what she was doing there alone at 3am: Job? Unemployed. Quiet and shy? No self-esteem. Secretive? She's a prospective stripper. Hell maybe a current stripper thinking of jumping ship to a better club...

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you obv. haven't talked to many strippers.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:47 PM
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def not a stripper (more like a 6.5). was sitting alone. I got dragged there with a couple friends, saw this girl sitting alone, said "f--- it" and went and talked to her.

b: got her #, got her all over me a lot.

b: only in town until thursday, did not get her to kiss me goodbye on the lips but she did kiss me on the cheek.

v: was all alone at a strip club in downtown minneapolis at 3 am. would not tell me what her job was. wtf?

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5-10% chance she is a lesbian professional online poker player
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:48 PM
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Dude, which club? I was at the Vu till like 4 last night.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:49 PM
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Default Re: picked up girl in strip club

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you obv. haven't talked to many strippers.

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That's very untrue.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:55 PM
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vehn,

sounds like you met pokerbob's weekend hobby.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: picked up girl in strip club

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'she' almost certainly has a penis

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nobody's perfect
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:01 PM
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since I was pretty drunk I didn't explain this well. girl is like 6 - average face, average body, def not stripper material. I see her sitting alone, I start talking to her, blah blah blah. I ask what shes doing here alone and shes like I just got into town and this place is open later than bars. We talk more. She buys me a $8 bottle of water. blah blah blah I get her # and she says "I'm really glad I met you" and we take off. this was at seville.
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:02 PM
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vehn,

she sounds like an assassin.
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