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Old 10-05-2006, 05:07 PM
fusting4321 fusting4321 is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

Me: haha nice slowplay (after limper complains he got outflopped with his AA and busts)
Him: WTF IS HE DOING CALLING PF? (not who is he talking about was in the SB, unraised PF lmao)
Me: he has suited connectors in the sb....
Him: 710 are not connectors idiot
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:44 PM
Eulysses Eulysses is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

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odds & evens 2,4,6,8,T

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I saw somebody on 2+2 a long long time ago call this a "Chinese Straight."

Mildly racist names for hands, however, are probably not such a good idea.

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In a homegame I used to play in, A-3-5-7-9 or 2-4-6-8-T was referred to as a "gay," as opposed to a straight. "I've got the open-ended gay draw" was a common saying.

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That's the newfie skipper around these parts.
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:49 PM
HedonismBot HedonismBot is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

AQ all in preflop loses to AK
"Man what a cooler"
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:51 PM
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:52 PM
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

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Me: haha nice slowplay (after limper complains he got outflopped with his AA and busts)
Him: WTF IS HE DOING CALLING PF? (not who is he talking about was in the SB, unraised PF lmao)
Me: he has suited connectors in the sb....
Him: 710 are not connectors idiot

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He is right.
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:55 PM
Mike Cuneo Mike Cuneo is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

someone called me a bot and "warned" another player about me cheating while i kept typing "lol" in the chat.

idiot: cuneo is a bot
idiot: raises every hand
me: lol
idiot: beware, cuneo is a bot im contacting support
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Old 10-05-2006, 08:46 PM
2orange 2orange is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

Flop comes A99, turn is another 9.
Fish 1 bets, fish 2 uses his whole timebank then types "NO WAY U GOT THE NINE!" and moves all in.Fish 2 instafolds
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:08 PM
$Robbed$ $Robbed$ is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

I think most dumb things are said by me to my advantage. Using race related slurrrrs are a good example. Start using them and piss the whole table off then they want to bust you VERY badly. Then just sit back (while talking SHlT) wait for the nuts.
BTW using a lower case "L" instead of an "I" allows you to typt a lot of fun word in chat. Use your imagination.
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:10 PM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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Flop comes A99, turn is another 9.
Fish 1 bets, fish 2 uses his whole timebank then types "NO WAY U GOT THE NINE!" and moves all in.Fish 2 instafolds

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orly
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Old 10-05-2006, 09:26 PM
Thrahl Thrahl is offline
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Default Re: Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

On an AKOJT board (no flush possible) in a limit game. Fish A bets the river, Fish B re-raises, they keep going until its capped. After the hand Someone asks "Why are you betting there, its a chop and your just increasing the rake" Fish A says "I thought he was bluffing, I don't know what his cards are".
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